"I have 8 tortoises."
Here are some common questions that I'm sure you guys are familiar with.
-OMG WHY????
"Because i win at life."
-Why do you like turtles so much?
"Because I'm secretly a reptile"
-Turtles smell.
"Negatively positive."
-Are you nuts?
"Yes but that has nothing to do with this."
-When did you get them?
"1753."
-Do they poop a lot?
"Dont you?"
-Are you going to eat them?
"I'd eat my arm first."
-Can i touch one?
"Negative."
-HOW do you tell them apart!?
"How do you tell your kids apart?"
-How much did they cost?
"Oh, around a million a piece. More for the males."
-You're insane.
"I know."
-Why dont you like normal pets?
"Pineapples like to love."
-That didnt make sence.
"Neither does you."
And that my friends, is the story of my life.
**not the One Direction song.
Here are some common questions that I'm sure you guys are familiar with.
-OMG WHY????
"Because i win at life."
-Why do you like turtles so much?
"Because I'm secretly a reptile"
-Turtles smell.
"Negatively positive."
-Are you nuts?
"Yes but that has nothing to do with this."
-When did you get them?
"1753."
-Do they poop a lot?
"Dont you?"
-Are you going to eat them?
"I'd eat my arm first."
-Can i touch one?
"Negative."
-HOW do you tell them apart!?
"How do you tell your kids apart?"
-How much did they cost?
"Oh, around a million a piece. More for the males."
-You're insane.
"I know."
-Why dont you like normal pets?
"Pineapples like to love."
-That didnt make sence.
"Neither does you."
And that my friends, is the story of my life.
**not the One Direction song.