COLD DARK ROOM

[Bee62]

You are right, but they're very pretty and I have watched them playing at night.
And they are terribly good at ping pong.

Good in ping-pong? Let them play, but not too loud. I am tired and soon will go to sleep.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good in ping-pong? Let them play, but not too loud. I am tired and soon will go to sleep.

I will ask them to keep it down.
But they tend to play all night.
Perhaps we could use soft foam balls.

 

[Bee62]

You could do with some bats.
Naughty gnats.

I`ll go to bed and crawl under the blanket. There I will hide myself against any gnats...

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I`ll go to bed and crawl under the blanket. There I will hide myself against any gnats...

It's too hot for sheets here.
We just get bitten.
wifey, mainly.

 

[Bee62]

It's too hot for sheets here.
We just get bitten.
wifey, mainly.

Nasty vampires ! I`ll try garlic !

 

[Killerrookie]

Which reptile ?

Dwarf Caiman

 

[Bee62]

Good night Adam, it was a sad day for me.
Better speak tomorrow. My body needs it`s rest.
Sleep well, later.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Nasty vampires ! I`ll try garlic !

Yuuuuuuuuuummyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably would help.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Dwarf Caiman

Wow!
Aren't they terribly expensive ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good night Adam, it was a sad day for me.
Better speak tomorrow. My body needs it`s rest.
Sleep well, later.

Night night, Bee, hope you feel better in the morning.
And that you don't get bitten too much.
Laila saida.

 

[Killerrookie]

Wow!
Aren't they terribly expensive ?

Surprisingly cheap for such a dangerous animal.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

LADIES
Stab a centipede up the bottom with a cocktail stick. Hey presto! An inexpensive mascara brush !

 

[Moozillion]

Good evening Adam, the crazy cat lady is very sad.
Today I`ve lost one of my cats. Her name was Angie. She was unhealthy for a longer time. I think she have had cancer in her intestine.
Yesterday she got a bad diarrhea and today I found her very sick and weak.
My VET and I decided to euthanize her. There was no hope....
I`ve burried her in my garden. Poor little one...

So sorry for your loss.

 

[Moozillion]

The pond ad of today.
I got the stone and masonry work is mostly done and the liner is in.
However, after I finished with the mortar, it rained and washed a lot of silt into the pond.
Now I'm not sure how to get it out. So tomorrow I'm going to fire up the pumps and filter and try to get the silt into suspension and suck it up. Then clean the filter prior to setting it all up for good.

WOW!!!! That looks GREAT!!!

 

[Moozillion]

LADIES
Stab a centipede up the bottom with a cocktail stick. Hey presto! An inexpensive mascara brush !

Oh, MY!!!!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Oh, MY!!!!!

Try it.
It might work.
Tell me the results.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good night all you lovely Roommates!
Tomorrow I have to try to find a telephone directory.
All will be revealed.
Sleep well.

 

[Moozillion]

Try it.
It might work.
Tell me the results.

I think not!

 

[johnandjade]

TATTOO TIP
Don't waste hundreds of pounds having that tattoo of an ex-girlfriend's name removed from your arm by laser surgery.
Simply give your new girlfriend £51 so that she can have her name changed legally by deed poll to the one on the tattoo.

i only need a little dot removed from mine and jade symbol becomes the symbol for king

 

[johnandjade]

free the badger