COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

Saved his last breath in a test tube!!!!!

Indeed!
Now the vial is kept in the Henry Ford Museum in Detroit.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I have no idea why I know this but I think they tried to catch his last breath in a jar or something? No idea why they would do that though!

Mooz just beat you to it.

 

[JSWallace]

Mooz just beat you to it.

So she did! Well done Mooz!

 

[tortdad]

As Thomas Edison was dying, what did they do to the poor chap ?

They held a light bulb over his head to see if he got any ideas on how to save himself.

It never lite up

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

President Jimmy Carter once sent a suit to the cleaners with what in the pocket ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

They held a light bulb over his head to see if he got any ideas on how to save himself.

It never lite up

No, though they waited and waited.
Funny that.

 

[JSWallace]

President Jimmy Carter once sent a suit to the cleaners with what in the pocket ?

Please let it be a peanut?

 

[tortdad]

President Jimmy Carter once sent a suit to the cleaners with what in the pocket ?

A leprechaun hostage who was looking for the right time to escape

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Please let it be a peanut?

A leprechaun hostage who was looking for the right time to escape

Both should be the right answer.
But aren't.

 

[tortdad]

No but really it was the codes to "the button"

 

[tortdad]

Now a days that would get you impeached

 

[JSWallace]

No but really it was the codes to "the button"

Ha, really? Is that true?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

No but really it was the codes to "the button"

Correct.
The nuclear detonation codes.
*sigh*.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Now a days that would get you impeached

Oh, I don't know..................

 

[tortdad]

Ha, really? Is that true?

Unfortunately..... yes

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Under Chairman Mao, every family in China was obliged to kill at least one sparrow every week so that the little sparrows wouldn't eat so much of China's rice crop.
Why did this plan fail ?

 

[JSWallace]

Unfortunately..... yes

Oh dear! Although I don't suppose the dry cleaners could do much with the information!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Oh dear! Although I don't suppose the dry cleaners could do much with the information!

Apparently, Kim's Kwik Klean is now a nuclear power.

 

[tortdad]

Under Chairman Mao, every family in China was obliged to kill at least one sparrow every week so that the little sparrows wouldn't eat so much of China's rice crop.
Why did this plan fail ?

Do they not eat rice?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Do they not eat rice?

Nope, they don't.
Silly Mao.