COLD DARK ROOM

[Bee62]

Crikey, he's grown!
I must go and knit some socks.

@ Tidgys Dad
No, he has not grown so quick. That is daddy and I think daddy want no socks. He wants your arm or leg, or Tidgy.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

No, he has not grown so quick. That is daddy and I think daddy want no socks. He wants your arm or leg, or Tidgy.

He can have an arm or a leg, he's certainly not having Tidgy.
Would he accept one of wifey's limbs instead ?

 

[Bee62]

In the game Truth or Dare or Tortoise, I first chose Truth, and now I've chosen Tortoise!

Although I had done a lot of research before I got Elsa, I don't think you can EVER really know everything you need to know to be a good tortoise parent. Elsa really enjoys Arts and Crafts, and she's actually pretty good. I was letting her experiment with decoupage, which involves cutting and gluing paper.
We had no mishaps, but I'm very glad I was warned "DON'T LET YOUR TORTOISE RUN WITH SCISSORS!"
Elsa was disappointed, but she's very good about it. She wants to try painting next.

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Knifes, scissors and open fire is nothing for children and torts. ( my wisdom )
Painting will be better for Elsa. Give her finger colors for her little stumpy legs...... LOL

 

[Bee62]

He can have an arm or a leg, he's certainly not having Tidgy.
Would he accept one of wifey's limbs instead ?

Daddy is hungry but not picky. Give him a display dummy. He will not taste the difference.....

 

[Bee62]

Uff, what a hard, busy day.
I have fought a fight. A great battle against a horrible army of very, very tiny but bad and nasty enemies !
Uff, that was a battle ! But I think I`ve won !
I fought with chemical weapons and biochemical forces too. I hope I`ve destroyed this army of billions of soldiers.
They came and want blood, but I`ve defend my friends against these vampires !

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Daddy is hungry but not picky. Give him a dislplay dummy. He will not taste the difference.....

Hmmmmm.
One of my neighbours, perhaps.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Uff, what a hard, busy day.
I have fought a fight. A great battle against a horrible army of very, very tiny but bad and nasty enemies !
Uff, that was a battle ! But I think I`ve won !
I fought with chemical weapon and biochemical forces too. I hope I`ve destroyed this army of billions of soldiers.
They came and want blood, but I`ve defend my friendst against these vampires !

Bacteria ?

 

[Bee62]

Hmmmmm.
One of my neighbours, perhaps.

Or a camel. Do you have one to get rid of ?

 

[Bee62]

Bacteria ?

No !
Try once again .....

 

[Bee62]

Good evening Bea,

why do you hide ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Or a camel. Do you have one to get rid of ?

No, no camels anywhere near where I live, thankfully.
Ants ?

 

[Bee62]

No ants.
Try again....

 

[JSWallace]

No !
Try once again .....

Ants?

 

[Bee62]

Hi Jane,

no ants. You have 3 more tries....

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Ants?

Good evening, Jane
You have the next guess or two.

 

[Bee62]

I will give you a hint: These enemies are much more smaller than ants. They are very, very tiny and they eat blood.

 

[Bee62]

No more guess ????

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

No more guess ????

Jane seems to have gone.
Gnats ?

 

[Bee62]

No gnats...


Okay, I solve the puzzle: Chicken mites !!!!!!!
A billion or more ..... horrible !
After I fought my fight against them I had to take a shower and wash my hair ! They bite me everywhere ....
Hell ! No one needs mites !!!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

No gnats...


Okay, I solve the puzzle: Chicken mites !!!!!!!
A billion or more ..... horrible !
After I fought my fight against them I had to take a shower and wash my hair ! They bite me everywhere ....
Hell ! No one needs mites !!!!

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Lovely!