COLD DARK ROOM

[CarolM]

I think the jellyfish are too blame. Their batteries are running low.

Must we get them some energizer batteries?

 

[Moozillion]

Hmmmmm. If that is the case then Jacques is a very clever little turtle. Does Jacques not like the Meerkat either?

I don't think Jacques is even aware there's a meerkat in the house- she hate to leave the warmth of her tank.

 

[CarolM]

Oh, I think she IS trying the make the shrimp out to be the villains! But I think her motive is justification for eating them.

Well it must be TORTURE to see something yummy to eat and not be able to eat it.

 

[DE42]

Hmmmmm. If that is the case then Jacques is a very clever little turtle. Does Jacques not like the Meerkat either?

Think about it. There is lots of evidence. She knows about the forum and the CDR. She knows about the meerkats so this is the perfect backup plan. She can be caught because even if we figure out it's not the shrimp she has the meerkat to take the fall. No one will suspect a thing. Best case the shrimp are gone and she need bit worry about them anymore, worse case an innocent meerkat gets blamed for something he never did. It's a win win and she was looking up food to celebrate with. What she forgot to do was hide the evadance. She is the real criminal master mind here manipulating us all this whole time.
Muhahah

 

[Moozillion]

She sounds like a very clever little turtle. Dan suggested that maybe Jacques might be framing the shrimp and Meerkat. What do you think?

I think Jacques is DEFINITELY trying to make the shrimp out to be the villains, to justify her eating them.
I'm not at all sure she even knows what a meerkat is- she knows about our 3 cats, so she probably thinks it's just another cat. She doesn't much care about them and they don't care about her except when she's attacking her cuttlebone and making it knock against the side of her tank.

 

[Kristoff]

I don't think Jacques is even aware there's a meerkat in the house- she hate to leave the warmth of her tank.

Or maybe the meerkat is trying to frame Jacques as she is trying to frame the shrimp... That way Jacques thinks she can eat the shrimp and the Meerkat thinks he can get rid of your favorite!

 

[DE42]

Hey guys just got back. A meerkat had my phone. I home he did not say anything out of the way.

 

[Moozillion]

Think about it. There is lots of evidence. She knows about the forum and the CDR. She knows about the meerkats so this is the perfect backup plan. She can be caught because even if we figure out it's not the shrimp she has the meerkat to take the fall. No one will suspect a thing. Best case the shrimp are gone and she need bit worry about them anymore, worse case an innocent meerkat gets blamed for something he never did. It's a win win and she was looking up food to celebrate with. What she forgot to do was hide the evadance. She is the real criminal master mind here manipulating us all this whole time.
Muhahah

Hmmmmm....could it be??? My sweet little diva is a CRIMINAL??? Say it ain't so!!!!!!!

 

[CarolM]

I don't think Jacques is even aware there's a meerkat in the house- she hate to leave the warmth of her tank.

Okay. Since the evidence is piling up in favour of it being the Meerkat in the Kitchen with the vegetables AND in the office with the printer, and Jacques not being aware that there is even a Meerkat, that does suggest that it is NOT Jacques. It does not however exonerate her in putting the blame on the shrimp in order to justify her consumption of them.

 

[Moozillion]

Or maybe the meerkat is trying to frame Jacques as she is trying to frame the shrimp... That way Jacques thinks she can eat the shrimp and the Meerkat thinks he can get rid of your favorite!

The plot is getting VERY complicated!!!

 

[Moozillion]

Okay. Since the evidence is piling up in favour of it being the Meerkat in the Kitchen with the vegetables AND in the office with the printer, and Jacques not being aware that there is even a Meerkat, that does suggest that it is NOT Jacques. It does not however exonerate her in putting the blame on the shrimp in order to justify her consumption of them.

Very true. I think we have 2 criminal investigations developing here...

 

[CarolM]

Very true. I think we have 2 criminal investigations developing here...

Dun dun duuuuuunnnnnnnn

 

[DE42]

The meerkats are working together to take over the CRD and drive a wedge between us and our scaly friends. They want to become our pets and manipulate us so that they can spread and take over the whole world!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CarolM]

Very true. I think we have 2 criminal investigations developing here...

Where is Watson? We need some help to unravel this very complicated and devious plot!!!!

 

[Moozillion]

The meerkats are working together to take over the CRD and drive a wedge between us and our scaly friends. They want to become our pets and manipulate us so that they can spread and take over the whole world!!!!!!!!!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[DE42]

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

They will turn us into slaves and make us farm cheese for them and them alone. They will not let us have any.

 

[Moozillion]

I was gathering up the trash earlier today, and realized I forgot to get the trash in the printer room. I just checked, and found something VERY strange...
An order from Amazon for "edible grasshoppers!!!" And the order was to be sent to someone named Buthelezi in care of MY ADDRESS!!!
But the order appears to have been hastily cancelled and thrown in the trash!!!!! WHAT the heck??!?!?!??

 

[Moozillion]

Does anyone know who Buthelezi is ????? Could he be here? Could someone be using an alias????
I"m so confused....

 

[Moozillion]

A crime wave in the CDR!!!! Who'da thunk it????

 

[Moozillion]

I'm off to have lunch with some friends. And I assure you I will NOT be eating GRASSHOPPERS, edible or not!!!!
Back later.

I hope we can get to the bottom of this...