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dmmj

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The thoughtful nurse

A police officer goes in for emergency surgery for appendicitis. The surgery goes well and the officer is sitting in his room recovering but
he's keeps feeling something tugging on his chest and it hurts. Did he have a second operation that no one told him about? He pulls down his covers just enough to look at where it is hurting on his chest. On his very hairy chest he sees three pieces of extremely sticky hard to remove tape. on the tape is written the message(hope you have a speedy recovery from the nurse that you wrote a speeding ticket to last week :) )
 

dmmj

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Patient: doctor, I know someone who thinks they're an owl

Doctor: who?

Patient: now I know 2
 

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