Oh its not just you!!! EVERYWHERE I go in the whole world, I'm scoping out the tortoise food. When I was down south I would comment on the "great tortoise food down here" as we passed every vacant lot with three foot tall dandelions and giant plantain "bushes". My wife and I constantly fight over what to plant and how to fertilize our back yard. No torts even live there, but if we are going to water a plant and make it grow, why not grow something they can eat? She just wants pretty stuff that will live and look nice. I want to farm my own tortoise food.
She actually put a bag of "Weed and Feed" in our cart at Lowes the other day. I was mortified!!! I think she just did it to watch me flip out... which I did...