I need a name!

[MPRC]

Are you looking for something serious? I can't think of anything serious.

The first name that popped into my head was "Orange Soda". Then "Nilla Wafers". Now it's "Nougat". I have a problem.

You should probably go have a snack....

We've been calling him Mango all day after the BF shot down "Murphy" - It might stick, but who knows. I haven't named a pet in years because they usually come pre-named with names that suit them, even if they are silly.

 

[jockma]

I have an RF named "Bean"....I've needed a snack for years

 

[jockma]

Trump Tort is now your profile picture...sure it's funny but do you think that sweet tortoise boy deserves THAT kind of exposure??? You might embarrass him! You might hurt his feelings!

 

[MPRC]

Trump Tort is now your profile picture...sure it's funny but do you think that sweet tortoise boy deserves THAT kind of exposure??? You might embarrass him! You might hurt his feelings!

He was humping the wrong end of a lady tort today. He gets some validated embarrassment.

 

[Linhdan Nguyen]

He was humping the wrong end of a lady tort today. He gets some validated embarrassment.

I came home one day to see my female "humping" my male, at the wrong end also. Maybe its some type of new tortoise thing

 

[jockma]

New wave tortoistry

 

[Pearly]

Well...there is an app for just about anything, isn't there? #DoppelgangerView attachment 171829

Bwahahaha!!!!! Love it!!!

 

[Rue]

If you don't want to totally change the original name...Carmen or Cam are in the neighbourhood...

 

[MPRC]

Carmen isn't very manly.

We tried calling him Charm for about 20 minutes before realizing it doesn't work.

 

[Pearly]

Rasputin?

 

[Pearly]

Valentino?

 

[Pearly]

Cialis? Viagra sounds ... female

 

[JoesMum]

Viagra sounds ... female

Umm... do you know what Viagra is?!

 

[MPRC]

Hahaha. I pitched the name "Terry" today, as in terrible and it was rejected.

 

[jockma]

Umm... do you know what Viagra is?!

He can't even hump a female right...it's for the best that he doesn't get any...

 

[MPRC]

He can't even hump a female right...it's for the best that he doesn't get any...

He's a youngin' probably experimenting, haha

 

[jockma]

He's a youngin' probably experimenting, haha

Awww, are you defending him from my meanness? Are you warming up to him after all? (jk)

 

[jaizei]

If you don't want to totally change the original name...Carmen or Cam are in the neighbourhood...

In the same vein, Chamillionaire

Obvs

 

[jockma]

In the same vein, Chamillionaire

Obvs

Okay, this one wins in my book.

 

[Grandpa Turtle 144]

Well...there is an app for just about anything, isn't there? #DoppelgangerView attachment 171829

The tort looks like Trump in that pic !