COLD DARK ROOM

[Gillian M]

OK; agreed,
Are they flying Virgin Antlantic ?

No. B.O.A.C to mean....Better On A Camel!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

No. B.O.A.C to mean....Better On A Camel!

ha ha ha!
Mmmm.
not fond of camels.

 

[johnandjade]

Always room for friends and their armadillos.
Especially if they bring beer and wine.

have one of Glasgows finest sir

 

[Gillian M]

No, maam.

Trying to fool me, Adam?

Does that 'No maam' mean:

a) No, confirming you won't do it again
b) No you are not going to listen to me and you are going to do it again.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

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have one of Glasgows finest sir

Don't mind if I do, ta.
You're a gentleman and a scholar.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Trying to fool me, Adam?

Does that 'No maam' mean:

a) No, confirming you won't do it again
b) No you are not going to listen to me and you are going to do it again.

I'm not quite sure.
I got confused.

 

[Gillian M]

ha ha ha!
Mmmm.
not fond of camels.

Not that I am, but my GOD, they're so so patient. Would you rather I sent them by horses? Tigers, lions? Torts?!! Am giving you the choice.

 

[Gillian M]

I'm not quite sure.
I got confused.

GOD! That really made me laugh at last.

If confused re-read the posts.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Not that I am, but my GOD, they're so so patient. Would you rather I sent them by horses? Tigers, lions? Torts?!! Am giving you the choice.

I would prefer torts, but the armadillos may have starved to death by the time they get here.
How about pigeons ?

 

[Gillian M]

I would prefer torts, but the armadillos may have starved to death by the time they get here.
How about pigeons ?

Don't like them. True I asked you to choose, but you've got to choose from the animals I mentioned. OK? Make your mind up quickly as they have to move.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Don't like them. True I asked you to choose, but you've got to choose from the animals I mentioned. OK? Make your mind up quickly as they have to move.

Some of them sound a bit dangerous so i'll choose horses, please.
I rather like horses and they're quite fast.

 

[Yellow Turtle01]

In 11th place and carrying 5 points over to the end of the year is Delaney.
@Yellow Turtle01
We need your craziness here in The Cold Dark Room more often, Del.

My craziness?! Nonsense.

 

[Yellow Turtle01]

The plant or the cocktail ?
Elephant's drink water, of course, a lot of it, when they can, but they love alcohol.
They can smell ethanol fermenting in fruit up to ten miles away and love a tipple.
Unfortunately, as with some people it makes them very aggressive and they become dangerous.
So if an elephant comes into your local, don't buy it a drink, just get it some water.

The food, actually
That'd be the day, buying an elephant a drink...

 

[Yellow Turtle01]

28 of those were from here.
You guys are busy

 

[Yellow Turtle01]

@Lyn W, could you get a ride from someone else?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

The food, actually
That'd be the day, buying an elephant a drink...

Of course, silly Tigby.

 

[Yellow Turtle01]

One of the ants just escaped from the Cold Dark Room into wifey's lair.
She squished it.
Naughty wifey, that' armadillo food!

That's why we can't have nice things.

 

[Yellow Turtle01]

Hey Gillian, Oli doing better?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

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28 of those were from here.
You guys are busy

Very busy in here.
Lots of us wandering about in the Dark.

 

[meech008]

Lunch break!