Terrifying sex organs of male turtles

[Maggie Cummings]

BTW...It's slimy...

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

BTW...It's slimy...

Because we all needed that visualization...

 

[Maggie Cummings]

That's how I make friends and influence people...I was also surprised to find out that Tom's elephants have wet snotty noses too...it's green actually...I wanted to meet them so bad. It was one of the highlights of my life, even as sick as I was. It was just supe for me...

 

[ascott]

BTW...It's slimy...

Cold hard cash.........LMAOfff.....fantastic...

 

[Elohi]

Maggie, that'd have made one helluva viral video. Hahaha. So sorry for your unfortunate encounter with the alien tortoise peen but omg SO funny.

 

[ascott]

That's how I make friends and influence people

???by having Bob slap em in the kisser with the slimy jimmy????? I am confused.....

 

[bouaboua]

A very entertaining thread I shall say.....Hahaha!!