Tortoises. The way they move. The way they look with their grumpy, smushed in faces.
Agree with this 100% - I loved my two turtles but MAN cleaning their tank was ridiculous work.. My tort is a breeze in comparisonTortoise. I feel it is easier (less messy) handling them. I like their stocky legs too, and I love watching mine wander around our yard. I like that his environment is the same as mine, more or less, so it is easier to spend time with him.