You know youve been bitten by the tortoise bug when...

[TommyZ]

All good ones! Nice job everyone!

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[TortLaw]

When you know that you will have your own house built a few years down the road, and you're already planning the attic to be a finished attic, a whole room just for the torts, with skylights that open up to let the sunshine in every sunny day.

 

[BeeBee*BeeLeaves]

Oh my. These are great. You are all sick. You need help. Like me. : )

 

[pugsandkids]

When you know that you will have your own house built a few years down the road, and you're already planning the attic to be a finished attic, a whole room just for the torts, with skylights that open up to let the sunshine in every sunny day.

Brilliant idea!

 

[Sulcata_Sandy]

I'm really ill.....
I've had Basenjis (African Barkless Dogs) for 22 years, and now tortoises...and my tiny, single income, crappy vet tech salary has a meager grocery budget...and more is spent on high quality dog food, and arm loads of organic greens for the torts....then I spend what is leftover on a few tidbits for myself.
Wouldn't have it any other way. [GROWING HEART][GRINNING FACE WITH SMILING EYES][TURTLE]

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Wait....I've got another...

When you sit down in your favorite chair with a blanket, a snugly dog, and a good book for an afternoon of quiet reading....the new book being "Health Care And Rehabilitation of Turtles and Tortoises", and commence reading it from cover to cover.

[GRINNING FACE WITH SMILING EYES]

Twice

[SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES]

 

[Saleama]

When you are sitting on the floor watching TV and you reach for your coffee and get the crap scared out of you by your Russian Tortoise who is free roaming the living room because it is a bit chilly and rainy out and you had to go find him in the pitch black and rain because you were worried about him.

Also, I have done everything everybody has said here!

 

[Sulcata_Sandy]

LOL

That's my house today. Everyone is loose in the living room and exploring. I love it when they cross paths, check one another out, maybe exchange a few unpleasantries, then continue on. LOL

 

[Sh3wulf]

You explain to every neighbour adjacent to you that spraying there lawn with pesticides is dangerous cause it could get into your dandelion friendly yard and poison the tortoise (of course your holding the tortoise for impact) and now the neighbors are bringing big juicy dandelions they are so proud to have grown. Lol.

 

[TommyZ]

When you wake up on your birthday (today), walk right past the wrapped box on the table with my name on it. To go into the torts room to say goodmornin to the tort, lol

 

[Sh3wulf]

When you wake up on your birthday (today), walk right past the wrapped box on the table with my name on it. To go into the torts room to say goodmornin to the tort, lol

Happy birthday! Did the torts have gifts for you too? Lol

 

[TommyZ]

Re: RE: You know youve been bitten by the tortoise bug when...

When you wake up on your birthday (today), walk right past the wrapped box on the table with my name on it. To go into the torts room to say goodmornin to the tort, lol

Happy birthday! Did the torts have gifts for you too? Lol

Of course, tortellini greeted me at his chamber door like always with a big smile. kinda funny how he knows im coming now, and will get up and mosey over to have a head pet, lol.

 

[N2TORTS]

When you wake up on your birthday (today), walk right past the wrapped box on the table with my name on it. To go into the torts room to say goodmornin to the tort, lol

you didnt tell me you lived with your mom!


*GOT YA *



HAPPY B~DAY!

 

[TommyZ]

Re: RE: You know youve been bitten by the tortoise bug when...

When you wake up on your birthday (today), walk right past the wrapped box on the table with my name on it. To go into the torts room to say goodmornin to the tort, lol

you didnt tell me you lived with your mom!


*GOT YA *



HAPPY B~DAY!

ROFL, no way id of offed myself longgg ago. You ever met an over protective Italian Mama? LOL...

 

[wellington]

When you'd rather stay home to watch your torts and come on TFO to see what all the other tort crazies are talking about

 

[sissyofone]

Re: RE: You know youve been bitten by the tortoise bug when...

When you'd rather stay home to watch your torts and come on TFO to see what all the other tort crazies are talking about

Thats exactly what my hubby says about me. I never ever have left them the torts home alone. I would so much rather be with them and here on TFO learning.

 

[Sh3wulf]

Would love a vid of Tortellini coming to greet you.

 

[Sulcata_Sandy]

When you'd rather stay home to watch your torts and come on TFO to see what all the other tort crazies are talking about

I resemble that statement.

 

[wellington]

When you'd rather stay home to watch your torts and come on TFO to see what all the other tort crazies are talking about

Thats exactly what my hubby says about me. I never ever have left them the torts home alone. I would so much rather be with them and here on TFO learning.

Okay, you are taking it a little too far . You do need to cut the egg sack. and get out a little

 

[Dafish]

You join the tortoise forum because your boyfriend says "Can we please not talk about tortoises today?"

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hahahaha....
Nice one ...

 

[tortbie]

...you miss your tortoise when you are at work