You know you have a tortoise when...

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... you go out to get some mlk and come back with a pocket full of rather good dandelions... Milk? Was that what I went out for?

Or

.... you see a very good collection of weeds growing and spend the rest of the day regretting that you couldn't pick them because you were on your way to <insert event where clutching a bunch of dandelions wpuld be inappropriate>
 
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