Truths for Mature Adults

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My niece sent this to me and I thought it was funny. I hope it gives you a laugh. :D



Truths For Mature Adults

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

16. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Ladies.....Quit Laughing.
 

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10. Bad decisions make good stories.
The story of my life....LOL......Thanks for the laugh Candy.:D:D
 

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I'm doing worse and worse (or better and better) on all of these 'getting older' quizzes and such every day. Sigh.
 

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These are great. I don't think someone my age is supposed to be able to relate so well.
 

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# 2 just sucks. Does any still try and argue their point just to see if you can get away with it?

On # 5 I glad someone has finally realized it! :)

I have many issuse when it comes to # 6.

And #23 is funny but very true.
 

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I like 18, I've said what about 5 times before I just gave up. Then you have to wonder what the heck your agreeing to! To funny
 

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LOL, #5 is SOOOO easy once someone shows you the trick... I guess working at a cleaners has its benefits, lol.

Just a few weeks ago I folded 18 dozen fitted sheets for a local resort. Yes, 18 dozen. 216 of them. In 4 hours.

I think #11 was my favorite.
 

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kyryah said:
LOL, #5 is SOOOO easy once someone shows you the trick... I guess working at a cleaners has its benefits, lol.

Just a few weeks ago I folded 18 dozen fitted sheets for a local resort. Yes, 18 dozen. 216 of them. In 4 hours.

I think #11 was my favorite.

Did your "moment" come right after the 216th fitted sheet?:p
 

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Sadly, I know 2 ways to do # 5.
# 21: It's not because I forget what the time was, but rather because I look at my watch and what I see means nothing to me. Sometimes. Rats.
When I read # 24 to my sweetie, he replied, "Well, yeah?" Like, what's your point? I about died laughing! Edna
 

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Tom said:
kyryah said:
LOL, #5 is SOOOO easy once someone shows you the trick... I guess working at a cleaners has its benefits, lol.

Just a few weeks ago I folded 18 dozen fitted sheets for a local resort. Yes, 18 dozen. 216 of them. In 4 hours.

I think #11 was my favorite.

Did your "moment" come right after the 216th fitted sheet?:p

Funnily enough, it DID :D The floor was NOT mopped that particular evening.
 
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