TORTOISE MANIAC THREAD

[ALDABRAMAN]

Your cell phone has over 100 tortoise related or people contacts!

GUILTY!

 

[jkingler]

When you KNOW that ALDABRAMAN is LIVING THE DREAM and YOU dream of visiting the ALDABRAFARM.

Or as Laura put it: If your Make a Wish Foundation wish would be to hang out at the ALDABRAFARM.

 

[Irwin4530]

When the first thing you plan on doing after you "win the lottery" is not pay off your house..... but rather to build an amazing tortoise barn and set about the business of filling it.....perhaps you already know which tort. You'd buy....and may or may not have it on hold as we speak!!!!

 

[ALDABRAMAN]

When you never miss a herp society meeting!

 

[dmarcus]

When your wife asks you why your laying down in the dirt and your reply is "I'm searching for bugs to feed the turtles"....

 

[ALDABRAMAN]

If you still get excited when you get one egg in a clutch!

 

[jkingler]

When you have "dream tortoises" and some of your life goals revolve around them.

 

[TaraDodrill]

When you Spray Your Tortoises More Than JerseyShore SprayTans

LOL- you almost made me spray Dirt Mountain Dew out of my mouth with that one, laughing very hard!

 

[Zamric]

You spend days working on a new enclosure, then freak out over bad humidity levels.

 

[TonkaLuv]

You spend days working on a new enclosure, then freak out over bad humidity levels.

Lol!! I hear that!

 

[jkingler]

ALDABRAMAN makes a thread: "JUST FOR [your name here]."

 

[ALDABRAMAN]

ALDABRAMAN makes a thread: "JUST FOR [your name here]."

 

[Turtlechasers]

If you gentlly pull weeds even from your neighbor's yard so you can transplant them in your own tortoise area...

 

[GeoTerraTestudo]

If you never took much interest in botany until you got an herbivorous tortoise...

 

[morloch]

Omg,,, that's me!! Ima tort nerd!!!

 

[jojodesca]

you might be a tortoise or turtle maniac if:

you find yourself talking to them when you take a picture and saying "smile"...

 

[DanaLachney]

I don't even have my tortoise yet and already spend more time on tortoise forum than any other website.
Dream every night about what my new babies will be like or how cool I can make their habitat.
Spend more time everyday thinking of names and different enclosures and looking for weeds
Now THAT'S bad

 

[DanaLachney]

Hi can anybody help I have a russion tortoise he is 4 years old now but the past week he hasn't opened his eyes eaten or moved unless I move him I've never had this problem b4 and am really worried

Take him to the vet!

 

[Angi]

When you have more than one type of worm in you refridgerator.
When you see a field of weeds and stop and admire it for fifteen minutes.

 

[jhstagg]

When you are suppose to be doing home work but are on the tortoise forum instead