THE NUT HOUSE

Chefdenoel10

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I'll watch Sally for you...her and Mary Knobbins will be friends

Sold!
Mary will never know what hit her!
This one thinks she is “the CHEESE”!
What she doesn’t realize is she’s
“Just the smell”. ?
Poor little Mary.
She has been through enough
And you with your bee stings!
How are you gonna control THIS one?
Wait….. ?….. didn’t matter.
I’m on my way…
Give me a minute…. I have to pick up 120lbs. ??
 

Chefdenoel10

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Ok we're all in the same boat now. ?If we catch fish the chef volunteered to cook it. All we gotta do is watch Sally.?

Wait….? did I say “fish”???
I can’t cook something that’s not already dead!!!!
Eeeewwwwww!!!!!
Cathy?!!!!!
It’s got a FACE!
And it will be staring at me like…
“Please don’t do this, I have a family they are in school right now.”
????????????
Nope…. No way..
I’m changing the menu to lasagna. ?
 

Cathie G

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Wait….? did I say “fish”???
I can’t cook something that’s not already dead!!!!
Eeeewwwwww!!!!!
Cathy?!!!!!
It’s got a FACE!
And it will be staring at me like…
“Please don’t do this, I have a family they are in school right now.”
????????????
Nope…. No way..
I’m changing the menu to lasagna. ?
That's why I use Krogers. I'd have to build a pond and that's too much like more work. I'm supposed to be retired. Then I'd have to make sure the released fishys weren't starving so... lasagna sounds great cause someone else is doing the cooking.???
 

Jan A

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What is a purple Buffalo party?
Or am I THAT old lady that has to ask? ?
Your all in for a treat! …and a beating..
My Sally is a raven lunatic with raging hormones and packin’ eggs!??
I’d be surprised if you had arms left to be able to eat…… ??
Harry Buffalo parties back in the day were a big laundry tub, ice, Hawaiian punch of whatever color, white booze & lots of fruit. I suppose Sangria would also be appropriate these days. Boone's Farm was a quasi-no-no. A little fizz water wouldn't hurt either. 'Course that was in those days when sloe gin fizzes still tasted good.
 

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