Chubbs the tegu
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Shes had worse hahahaHmmm I think that would work. Don’t forget towels. Getting drunk on the beach ultimately ends up with sand up ur crack
Shes had worse hahahaHmmm I think that would work. Don’t forget towels. Getting drunk on the beach ultimately ends up with sand up ur crack
The weather has turned and although I joke about it a lot, it was horrible last night and will continue this way for a couple of days. It’s so windy that a northerly wind is blowing rain sideways. That poor guy is on a lanai with an open top. My husband told me to bring the tort home todayOk. I understand, I have 2 thoughts, (haha) the first one is to go to the teacher who owns the tortoise. No matter how hard it is, you take a deep breath and tell that teacher the truth and ask to keep the tort. #2 is you go to the custodian tell him the situation and ask him if he will go with you to the office and back you because he has seen the lack of care. Neither of those would be easy to do, but if you think about that little tortoise, it might make you stronger emotionally. And think about this...all they can do is say no...take a Sulcata care sheet with you...
I soak dried hibiscus in water and pour it over the Mazuri. Ta da, instant tort heroinDeal... but the box stays with me.
I am an over protector of sullys now?
(When did that sh** happen????)
He can eat the Mazuri I will bring.. ?
We are quite civilized here. We have cable TV, door dash and grub hubWhy bribe just order booze and get it delivered to her house!
It starts with blood and fear. It starts with a discovery of witches. Sorry, I love that showDeal... but the box stays with me.
I am an over protector of sullys now?
(When did that sh** happen????)
He can eat the Mazuri I will bring.. ?
Wow! I sh*t in a hole in my back yard and send smoke signals to order foodWe are quite civilized here. We have cable TV, door dash and grub hub
Wow! I sh*t in a hole in my back yard and send smoke signals to order food
Wow! I sh*t in a hole in my back yard and send smoke signals to order food
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What a heathen
If you can act semi-respectful I’ll adopt you. But first, can I claim you as a dependent? Total deal breaker thereUsing words like that... maybe u are my mom lol
I guess you are ordering Chinese food " Poo Poo Plater "Wow! I sh*t in a hole in my back yard and send smoke signals to order food
Aahhhhh hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!I guess you are ordering Chinese food " Poo Poo Plater "
We gots to train you with some steeplechase before we can pull off this caper, I see. We need more beer.Buwahaha that made me snort, fall off my chair and fart. Did my mom send you that picture?
Tell the teacher you're taking the tort home for the weekend due to the weather & don't bring it back. Perfect out. You can stall her with "he's sick" for several weeks. Or "you've tortured him enough."The weather has turned and although I joke about it a lot, it was horrible last night and will continue this way for a couple of days. It’s so windy that a northerly wind is blowing rain sideways. That poor guy is on a lanai with an open top. My husband told me to bring the tort home today
What is this steeplechase? It sounds athletic and vileWe gots to train you with some steeplechase before we can pull off this caper, I see. We need more beer.
What is this steeplechase? It sounds athletic and vile
Yes, I decided that I will take him home tonight (Eddie Money) and use the ruse that itʻs almost Spring Break, and since I sully-sit him during the break anyway, might as well keep him till break is over. Then when break is over Iʻll just beg her to let me keep him because Iʻm needy like that. Make her think I have the problem with tortoises, we can both act like she isnʻt an abuser and I have problems. Well, I have problems anyway but thatʻs another thread. And you can all come over for a stress-free vacay and we can get drunk and end up with sand in various body cavities.Tell the teacher you're taking the tort home for the weekend due to the weather & don't bring it back. Perfect out. You can stall her with "he's sick" for several weeks. Or "you've tortured him enough."
I am! Me! Me! 3 hrs and 22 minutes. Iʻm not so AR that I have to count the seconds.3 hrs 19 min and 13 sec untill the weekend! But whos counting?
Im looking forward to seeing that sully in ur yard living with u eventuallyI am! Me! Me! 3 hrs and 22 minutes. Iʻm not so AR that I have to count the seconds.