Single mingle thread

[Chubbs the tegu]

Sometimes to many stiff drinks can make things unstiffy ?

 

[KronksMom]

You guys make me feel right at home. If I were single, this might actually work for me. & Maggie, you're so sure you're a curmudgeon, you forget some of us like to be bit
Also, we have 3 cars, but the one I think you'll appreciate the most is my husband's baby, the 86 Trans Am, all original. It just kind of fell into our laps, for an incredible price, there was no way we could say no to such a beauty.

 

[Pistachio's Pamperer]

Sometimes to many stiff drinks can make things unstiffy ?

I didn’t say drinks for my “victim” only for me. I am feeling the need for a rage intoxication coming on. Lol.

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Drink up! And please.. feel free to drunk text hahaha

 

[Pistachio's Pamperer]

Drink up! And please.. feel free to drunk text hahaha

Don’t encourage me.

And bare in mind I am getting closer to you. Muhaha. And I think u are long over due for a swatting.

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Don’t encourage me.

And bare in mind I am getting closer to you. Muhaha. And I think u are long over due for a swatting.

Dont threaten me with a good time

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Wait.. swatting? If there are flies involved im out haha

 

[Pistachio's Pamperer]

Dont threaten me with a good time

Lol.

 

[method89]

Wait.. swatting? If there are flies involved im out haha

He's lying. He's very much in

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

True.. whats a few flies gonna bother when she has a swatter

 

[turtlebean]

Are you in?
Are you single also?

Noo, I am not. I’ve been dating the same boy since I graduated high school, so it’s gotta be something like 6ish years by now. Although this thread is gold, I couldn’t sit idly by without joining in for some fun

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

What a coincidence.. Zeropilot just graduated 6 years ago also haha

 

[JenC]

W


Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!! #JenC...I just saw your avatar. You can be rushed thru the line to the front. You look decidedly strange and weird, no insult meant, unless you thought it was funny...lol

Whoz said anything abt 'stashes??? Personally I freakin love men with long hair and face hair

Sorry....I’ve gotta change the Avatar... I dressed up as Joe Exotic

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Sorry....I’ve gotta change the Avatar... I dressed up as Joe Exotic

No need to change it! Funny is good around here.. its a nice break from all the seriousness

 

[turtlebean]

Sorry....I’ve gotta change the Avatar... I dressed up as Joe Exotic

LOL it took me this long to notice this!!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

LOL it took me this long to notice this!!

Its epic! Best joe exotic costume ever

 

[method89]

Sorry....I’ve gotta change the Avatar... I dressed up as Joe Exotic

boo...don't change it

 

[JenC]

boo...don't change it

Ok guys.... this is the real me

 

[JenC]

Ok guys.... this is the real me

No mustache?

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Uh oh.. bout to be alpha sulcatas fighting for mating rights ?