September 6th birthday joke

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The Birthday Fairy

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A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
"And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won't have to count, measure, or lookup.
"Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "MANDY!"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks -
"What in the world were you doing when I asked you your name?"

"Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead...
" I was just running through that song -
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...' "

I'm pretty sure David knows his height, weight and name, and he probably knows that today is his birthday...

dmmj (David), from a galaxy far, far away, is 37 today!!

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Happy Birthday, David! You share jokes with us every so often, so it looks like the Birthday Fairy has shared one with you! Hope you have a wonderful birthday.
 

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Happy 37th Birthday David!!! I hope it is a great day for you!
 

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:D Oh Birthday fairy how clever!!! :D :D

David, it's no joke, I hope you had a most wonderful fun day and that all the days to follow fill you with laughter and love.
 

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Happy Birthday David. I hope your day was a great one. :D
 

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I wanted to thank you for the birthday wishes. I did not do anything special per se, because my grandma and some other family member are gonna"kidnap" me later in the month for a casino trip. The only reason I know about it,is because I have many animals and just can't disappear for a day or two without making some type of plans,and I enjoyed the joke, even more so because it was one I had not heard before ( a rarity for me). Once again thanks.
 
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