Oh That Tyrone!

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A blog ...

I have a tortoise named Tyrone Franklin Rufus the third. Don't ask what happened to the first and second ..as far as I know they only exist in my daughters mind!

Tyrone is a boy Redfoot. He is 5-7 years old. I know he is a boy..a shy one... Because last night I heard this noise, almost a squeaky sigh, I had no idea what it was. So of course I needed to investigate. I called my 21 yr old son on the phone in his room the conversation went like this

Son: Mom, I am trying to sleep
Me: I hear a strange noise
Son: does dad hear it too? Or is it a spirit talking to you again?
Me: I am serious! And your dad is sleeping, and I will ignore that last statement.
Son: did you go see what it was?
Me: No I called you to go see what it was
Son: I am not going downstairs to find out what it was! Are you crazy?
Me:No, I am just scared!
Son: for gods sake mom, you see dead people ...what the hell are you scared of?
Me:the not yet dead people!
Son:if I die, going downstairs ..I swear I will haunt you forever, and I mean it!
Me:I know you do son, now go downstairs and find out what it was!

At this point he hangs up...creeps down stairs with not one, but two knives you could gut a whole heard of elephants with before they could blink an eye....

Son: OH MY FREAKING GOD TYRONE'S DRAGGING HIS GUTS AROUND!
Me yelling:WHAT?! OMG WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BABY!

I jump from the bed trip and fall over husbands house shoes bang head on door....run down the steps to see Son with a look of shock and disgust on his face ...

Me: is he ok ? OMG what is wrong ? Turn on the lights!
Son: it was this long thing .. Omg it was so gross ... He was like dragging it ...he was in his water dish like standing up .... It was huge ...oh man it was gross ..
Me: Did you pick him up ... Omg pick him up!
Son:I ain't picking him up! You Pick him up!

Son has now Turned on the lights .... There is Tyrone looking as us like we have lost our ever loving minds so I pick him up real careful....

Me: I don't see any guts ...
Son: his tail looks so fat!
Me:What did it look like? Why didn't you take a picture?!
Son: Take a PICTURE?!? What are you nuts?!
Me:Seriously what did it look like?
Son:it was huge and dark looking and it was funky shaped on the end and it was long OMG I think I am gonna be sick!
Me: OMG it was his PENIS! and I missed it! Why didn't you take a picture!?!
Son:MOM you ARE NUTS! You want me to take a picture of his man junk?! You're into turtle porn?!! You're sick! Ewwww get away from me!
Me: OMG! I just wanted to see it! Cut it out!
Son:is it just turtles Mom? What kind of pervert are you ?!

At this point Son is hysterically laughing at me and I am babbling like an idiot trying to explain.... I just wanted proof he is a BOY!

And what is Tyrone doing .. Trotting off to the other side of viv to his hide where he tunnels in for the rest of the night!

I wash my hands turn off the lights and go back to bed, as does Son, who I can still here laughing thru the wall.


This is 100% true ... The things I have to put up with!
 

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Man that's funny stuff!! But so you talk to the dead? Like the tv show lady that sees dead people and helps them cross over. If you do that's cool stuff.your son sounds just like mine.Thinks I am turtles nuts o well .
 

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RedfootsRule said:
Lol. I think you need an online blog...

How do I get a blog? Maybe I should .. It would certainly help my creative side!


mike taylor said:
Man that's funny stuff!! But so you talk to the dead? Like the tv show lady that sees dead people and helps them cross over. If you do that's cool stuff.your son sounds just like mine.Thinks I am turtles nuts o well .

Yes I see dead people.... Kinda like the lady from the tv show. It scares the bejesus out me ..I don't think you ever get used to it. I have been to shrinks and all kinds of Drs just to make sure I am not crazy ... They have confirmed I just a little nuts!
 

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RedfootsRule said:
I don't know, not a tech-guy :)! But hehe, it would be funny..

I can barely figure out the forums ... Did ya see the other one? Not as funny but still a true story!
 

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Watsonpartyof4 said:
I can barely figure out the forums ... Did ya see the other one? Not as funny but still a true story!

OMG!!!!!! You have had me rofl!!!! I don't know you but the thoughts going through my head I needed a 'tena' lady!!!! Lmao....your son is a true hero he was the first to see his penis ha ha ha love it! However he needs to understand the importance of photos! Can you imagine it! Tyrone would be bragging and all Alan can do is cross his chunks coz he's not sure if he's a he or a she :D I swear he's a boy ;) xx
 

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OMG!!!!!! You have had me rofl!!!! I don't know you but the thoughts going through my head I needed a 'tena' lady!!!! Lmao....your son is a true hero he was the first to see his penis ha ha ha love it! However he needs to understand the importance of photos! Can you imagine it! Tyrone would be bragging and all Alan can do is cross his chunks coz he's not sure if he's a he or a she :D I swear he's a boy ;) xx

I swear if these walls could talk!
 

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Pretty funny stuff, Dawndy!
 

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We don't have a "blog" as such, but what we could do is have a thread with just your stories on them. Then close them behind you so nobody can comment. Open again at your request. We have a few folks who are doing something like that with just pictures mainly of their tortoises and how they grow/change. Just let me know if you want me to set it up for you.
 

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Watsonpartyof4 said:
A blog ...

I have a tortoise named Tyrone Franklin Rufus the third. Don't ask what happened to the first and second ..as far as I know they only exist in my daughters mind!

Tyrone is a boy Redfoot. He is 5-7 years old. I know he is a boy..a shy one... Because last night I heard this noise, almost a squeaky sigh, I had no idea what it was. So of course I needed to investigate. I called my 21 yr old son on the phone in his room the conversation went like this

Son: Mom, I am trying to sleep
Me: I hear a strange noise
Son: does dad hear it too? Or is it a spirit talking to you again?
Me: I am serious! And your dad is sleeping, and I will ignore that last statement.
Son: did you go see what it was?
Me: No I called you to go see what it was
Son: I am not going downstairs to find out what it was! Are you crazy?
Me:No, I am just scared!
Son: for gods sake mom, you see dead people ...what the hell are you scared of?
Me:the not yet dead people!
Son:if I die, going downstairs ..I swear I will haunt you forever, and I mean it!
Me:I know you do son, now go downstairs and find out what it was!

At this point he hangs up...creeps down stairs with not one, but two knives you could gut a whole heard of elephants with before they could blink an eye....

Son: OH MY FREAKING GOD TYRONE'S DRAGGING HIS GUTS AROUND!
Me yelling:WHAT?! OMG WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BABY!

I jump from the bed trip and fall over husbands house shoes bang head on door....run down the steps to see Son with a look of shock and disgust on his face ...

Me: is he ok ? OMG what is wrong ? Turn on the lights!
Son: it was this long thing .. Omg it was so gross ... He was like dragging it ...he was in his water dish like standing up .... It was huge ...oh man it was gross ..
Me: Did you pick him up ... Omg pick him up!
Son:I ain't picking him up! You Pick him up!

Son has now Turned on the lights .... There is Tyrone looking as us like we have lost our ever loving minds so I pick him up real careful....

Me: I don't see any guts ...
Son: his tail looks so fat!
Me:What did it look like? Why didn't you take a picture?!
Son: Take a PICTURE?!? What are you nuts?!
Me:Seriously what did it look like?
Son:it was huge and dark looking and it was funky shaped on the end and it was long OMG I think I am gonna be sick!
Me: OMG it was his PENIS! and I missed it! Why didn't you take a picture!?!
Son:MOM you ARE NUTS! You want me to take a picture of his man junk?! You're into turtle porn?!! You're sick! Ewwww get away from me!
Me: OMG! I just wanted to see it! Cut it out!
Son:is it just turtles Mom? What kind of pervert are you ?!

At this point Son is hysterically laughing at me and I am babbling like an idiot trying to explain.... I just wanted proof he is a BOY!

And what is Tyrone doing .. Trotting off to the other side of viv to his hide where he tunnels in for the rest of the night!

I wash my hands turn off the lights and go back to bed, as does Son, who I can still here laughing thru the wall.


This is 100% true ... The things I have to put up with!


I love it... good laugh
 

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Watsonpartyof4 said:
How do I get a blog? Maybe I should .. It would certainly help my creative side!



Yes I see dead people.... Kinda like the lady from the tv show. It scares the bejesus out me ..I don't think you ever get used to it. I have been to shrinks and all kinds of Drs just to make sure I am not crazy ... They have confirmed I just a little nuts!



So they just show up and scare you.like your cooking and turn and poof.man you need to write about that.


mike taylor said:
So they just show up and scare you.like your cooking and turn and poof.man you need to write about that.

So you never said what the noise was .was tyrone making the noise.like that tort.on the youtube video humping the shoe.
 

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mike taylor said:
Watsonpartyof4 said:
How do I get a blog? Maybe I should .. It would certainly help my creative side!



Yes I see dead people.... Kinda like the lady from the tv show. It scares the bejesus out me ..I don't think you ever get used to it. I have been to shrinks and all kinds of Drs just to make sure I am not crazy ... They have confirmed I just a little nuts!



So they just show up and scare you.like your cooking and turn and poof.man you need to write about that.


mike taylor said:
So they just show up and scare you.like your cooking and turn and poof.man you need to write about that.

So you never said what the noise was .was tyrone making the noise.like that tort.on the youtube video humping the shoe.




Blogs are actually pretty easy - the hub I use is www.blogspot.com It walks you through set up - let me know if you want any more info. I have one...non tortoise related - but some tortoise owners/bloggers have come across mine when I'd written about our tortoise adventures.
 

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Redfoot Micah said:
Blogs are actually pretty easy - the hub I use is www.blogspot.com It walks you through set up - let me know if you want any more info. I have one...non tortoise related - but some tortoise owners/bloggers have come across mine when I'd written about our tortoise adventures.

I will have to check it out! Thanks!


mike taylor said:
So they just show up and scare you.like your cooking and turn and poof.man you need to write about that.

Yep pretty much ... Sometimes I am sleeping and they sit down on the bed. Sometimes I am driving and poof there they are in the back seat. I hate it most when I a, in the basement and poof they are there ...that scares me!



So you never said what the noise was .was tyrone making the noise.like that tort.on the youtube video humping the shoe.


It was Tyrone humping the big rock by his water dish ... There is this crack between the rock and dish!


emysemys said:
Pretty funny stuff, Dawndy!

Thanks!


Redhead said:
You definitely need to create a blog! That was hilarious. :D

I have another one ... Maybe I should post it too...
 

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Watsonpartyof4 said:
I will have to check it out! Thanks!



It was Tyrone humping the big rock by his water dish ... There is this crack between the rock and dish!



Thanks!



I have another one ... Maybe I should post it too...





O yes post away!!
 

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Watsonpartyof4 said:
I will have to check it out! Thanks!



It was Tyrone humping the big rock by his water dish ... There is this crack between the rock and dish!



Thanks!



I have another one ... Maybe I should post it too...





Come on where's the new blog !!!! I want to see what's next l.o.l.
 
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