taco-bell?Ahhhh....no, not behind Mc Donalds....now, that is a big ole "ew"....
taco-bell?Ahhhh....no, not behind Mc Donalds....now, that is a big ole "ew"....
when two people love each other very much they have a "special hug" behind McDonalds. that where babies come from!
lol! ok ok! i got too weird!Okay, so this is getting creepy...considering you are 16 and I am 47..stop it.....
See......when two people love each other very much they have a "special hug" behind McDonalds. that where babies come from!
lol.Getting creepy? We passed creepy quite aways back, it is been in the rear view mirror for some time.
I am just saying I am not telling anyone it is for a tortoise, i don't need to answer those questions.
Constipation can be helped by movement, usually walking. But if the tortoise is so sick that he's not walking at all maybe the vibrator gives enough movement to help with the constipation.I wonder what the science is with the use of the..uh...love device. Does it relax the tortoise so that he can pass the various pieces of junk?
They spend most of the article scolding us for having tortoises as pets.
I wonder what the science is with the use of the..uh...love device. Does it relax the tortoise so that he can pass the various pieces of junk?
They spend most of the article scolding us for having tortoises as pets.
Yes, pretty much that's it. Just like walking does.It jiggles the guts.....best way I know how to describe...
Yes, pretty much that's it. Just like walking does.
They spend most of the article scolding us for having tortoises as pets.
All joking aside, I do find it interesting that this helped this tortoise pass the ingested stones without surgery. I wish they gave more detail. How long did the tortoise rest on the device during its twice a day treatments? How long did it take for the stones to pass? Did they also soak? Use mineral oil orally or through the cloaca? Is high or low speed more effective at passing this sort of inappropriately ingested item?
If this actually works, it could save thousands of dollars in surgery and untold tortoise suffering. Just imagine having your tortoise's plastron cut open with a saw and its guts pulled out to remove some ingested item. I'd gladly suffer the embarrassment of some adult store shopping to save my tortoise from surgery.