Expensive tortoises!

[Madkins007]

Don't need to ship out to war... all I have to do is... wait.

In other words, Ed does not go to war, war comes to Ed.

This sounds like a Chuck Norris-ism! What over Norris-like characteristics does Ed have?

Ed does not sleep, he waits...

Ed can sneeze with his eyes open...

Ed is the reason Waldo is hiding...

Ed can lead a horse to water AND make it drink...

Ed does not actually write these posts- the words assemble themselves out of fear...

Ed can eat just one Lays potato chip...

(Plagiarized from www.chucknorrisfacts.com)

 

[Isa]

Don't need to ship out to war... all I have to do is... wait.

In other words, Ed does not go to war, war comes to Ed.

This sounds like a Chuck Norris-ism! What over Norris-like characteristics does Ed have?

Ed does not sleep, he waits...

Ed can sneeze with his eyes open...

Ed is the reason Waldo is hiding...

Ed can lead a horse to water AND make it drink...

Ed does not actually write these posts- the words assemble themselves out of fear...

Ed can eat just one Lays potato chip...

(Plagiarized from www.chucknorrisfacts.com)

lol I like the one about the lays potato chip and the one about Waldo

 

[-EJ]

sounds like the dos XX commercial.

 

[Candy]

Madkins my sons know that site all too well. Him and Noah are always laughing at those. They won't stop going there. That was funny. Me and my husband were laughing. EJ if that's the commercial that I'm thinking of it's nasty.

 

[mctlong]

Madkins my sons know that site all too well. Him and Noah are always laughing at those. They won't stop going there. That was funny. Me and my husband were laughing. EJ if that's the commercial that I'm thinking of it's nasty.

Its probably not the commercial you're thinking. I think EJ's referring to the Dos Equis beer commercial.

Here's a clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI58wj4b4g0

 

[-EJ]

Talk about tangents...

Are you talking about the spanish beer commercials with the tortoise and the truck driver???

Madkins my sons know that site all too well. Him and Noah are always laughing at those. They won't stop going there. That was funny. Me and my husband were laughing. EJ if that's the commercial that I'm thinking of it's nasty.

 

[stells]

You can shoot it at me anytime lol

Don't need to ship out to war... all I have to do is... wait.

I've got 25. I don't know what the previous post implies.

So EJ, when you shipping out to war. I don't want to come by when you & the 357 are there.

 

[-EJ]

never again...

You can shoot it at me anytime lol

Don't need to ship out to war... all I have to do is... wait.

I've got 25. I don't know what the previous post implies.

So EJ, when you shipping out to war. I don't want to come by when you & the 357 are there.

 

[dmmj]

This thread has taken a starnge twist.

 

[Madkins007]

This thread has taken a starnge twist.

He strikes again.

I can make a thread take on a strange twist, but only Ed can make it take on a starnge twist!

 

[Candy]

Madkins my sons know that site all too well. Him and Noah are always laughing at those. They won't stop going there. That was funny. Me and my husband were laughing. EJ if that's the commercial that I'm thinking of it's nasty.

Its probably not the commercial you're thinking. I think EJ's referring to the Dos Equis beer commercial.

Here's a clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI58wj4b4g0

No, that's the commercial. Ughhhhhhhh. Nasty.

 

[dmmj]

I watched the youtube clip and I don't find them nasty, annoying yes because I think they are a cheap ripoff of the chuck norris jokes (which I am a fan of) If someone would mind explaining that would be super. Annoying yes, nasty no.

 

[mctlong]

I think the commercials are funny.

 

[webskipper]

Jeff does have a tainted history... but I like the guy.

He was scammed by a Euro Breeder who did the same to several other super breeders. It is just one guy doing all the mud slinging on different websites.

 

[-EJ]

Way more than that... which I never heard of.

One day I'll sit down with Jeff and ask him directly.

As to me... he's always done right by me.

... and Kim is still hot.

Jeff does have a tainted history... but I like the guy.

He was scammed by a Euro Breeder who did the same to several other super breeders. It is just one guy doing all the mud slinging on different websites.

 

[Tom]

constantly... but... I've got a nice Rottie and a .357 which I hope they don't know about... I've got some serious anger issues... I wanna kill... I wanna kill... kill... kill. I'm currently looking for a position in the army.



.357?! At the distances that would be encountered in an Aldabra or Galapagos pen, it would be very hard to hit a bad guy with a revolver. You ought to look into a 12 gauge or a nice AR10.