No fun if ur eating a steak.. but lmaoNO Fun!
My ex used to try that line on me for romance. He said my teeth were like stars. They come out at night ? we're still friends.Why are false teeth like stars?
They both come out at night
A patient was in the hospital to have a leg amputated. The surgeon removed the wrong leg. Prior to the patient waking up, the surgeon became aware of his mistake & so amputated the leg that should have been amputated. The patient sued but the court ruled against him, holding the patient didn't have a leg to stand on.A girl i knew once dressed up as a cop and told me i was under arrest for being good in bed.....2 minutes later she said charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
That was a laff out loud too funnyMy grandma started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 60.
Now shes 97 and i have no idea where the hell she is
My ex used to try that line on me for romance. He said my teeth were like stars. They come out at night ? we're still friends.
That's ok cause I used to take them out and sit them on my knee to try and gross him out ?I would have thrown the teeth AT him if he said that to me!
You’re TOO nice Cathy…?♀️
OMG fell off my chair and farted!!!!That's ok cause I used to take them out and sit them on my knee to try and gross him out ?
OMG fell off my chair and farted!!!!
I just read this again. I am screaming laughing and crying.My ex used to try that line on me for romance. He said my teeth were like stars. They come out at night ? we're still friends.