Bad jokes

[Chubbs the tegu]

And Gary Coleman

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

No holds barred here I see. I think everyone is reeallllly scared to be here with us. Well, you actually. I seem to be somewhat normal according to me.

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

No holds barred here I see. I think everyone is reeallllly scared to be here with us. Well, you actually. I seem to be somewhat normal according to me.

Ur as normal as mayo on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

 

[Blackdog1714]

I am scarred for life! We’ll see y’all tomorrow!

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

I am scarred for life! We’ll see y’all tomorrow!

We all are, thatʻs why weʻre here. To commiserate and be nuts I guess. Hey, isnʻt this the bad joke thread?

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

We all are, thatʻs why weʻre here. To commiserate and be nuts I guess. Hey, isnʻt this the bad joke thread?

Bad joke thread with a side of nuts

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but i turned myself around

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Just no

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Whats blonde and dead in the closet?
The 1995 hide and seek champion

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

“ give it to me! Give it to me now!” She screamed “im so wet hurry up and give it to me!”
She could scream all she wanted, she wast getting my umbrella

 

[Braeden p]

How do you find a blind guy at a nude beach

It’s not hard

 

[Braeden p]

A ladder and mirror were talking the ladder says walk under me and you will have a week of bad luck the mirror says if you break him you will have a year of bad luck a condom walked by and laughed

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Back to the present

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Helll yeah! Rocking out to that in a warm hawaiian rain.. whaat

 

[Chefdenoel10]

I don't know why but the song Hey teacher! Leave those kids alone! is playing in my head right now.

A brick in the wall?
By Pink Floyd

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Gonna have a mariachi band haha

Now THATS baby makin’ music! ?

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Nothing like being at one of their concerts and the barely conscious guy frothing at the mouth tries to snuggle up and asks you wanna breed? That’s when you notice a potato has more brain cells and teeth than him

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Nothing like being at one of their concerts and the barely conscious guy frothing at the mouth tries to snuggle up and asks you wanna breed? That’s when you notice a potato has more brain cells and teeth than him

Whats blonde and dead in the closet?
The 1995 hide and seek champion

That is when you’ve hit rock bottom.....

 

[Maggie3fan]

Cathie and Chubbs?

No...you and Chubbs

 

[Jan A]

Well if itʻs you Chubbs, it can be whatever you want it to be.

You guys need a hotel room.

An Australian rancher father tells his adult son it's time to go to town & find himself a woman to marry & settle down. So the son does just that, they get married & on their wedding night, they stay at a hotel. The son starts moving the furniture & puts it in front of the door.

When asked what he's doing he tells his new wife, "I ain't never had sex with a woman before. But if it's anything like a kangaroo...."