A lady goes into a grocery store & asks Customer Service "What's the very best dry dog food I can buy here & have delivered to my home?" The clerk asks why? She says, "my husband thinks he's a dog & insists on dry dog food for dinner."So he buried his bone
if you’re depressed because you can’t complete your bucket list, change the B to an F and enjoy.
Happy Birthday!! Who knew we were fellow Virgos!! Hoping it's a mighty fine day--weather wise & everything else!!if you’re depressed because you can’t complete your bucket list, change the B to an F and enjoy.
I don't think I know any jokes that are just corny. But I'll put my thinking cap on....Seeing this thread come up today made me kinda sad. dmmj (David) was a great one for bad jokes. He is sorely missed on the forum. It's his birthday. Last I heard he was having serious health problems. Not hearing from him is quite concerning.
Let's all think of the cornyest jokes we can and post them in David's honor.