Another stupid thread by me.. if u were a tort what species would u be?

[Chubbs the tegu]

So is Tom and has a daughter?

Damnit Tim! Home wrecker!

 

[Jan A]

Damnit Tim! Home wrecker!

I'm thinking i'd be a cherry head. I look great in black & tomato red. I hate green & yellow outfits. I like anchovies & seafood (smelly things). Mister fans are top on my summer list. Always looking to escape.

 

[KarenSoCal]

I think maybe a pancake...I'd wedge myself between a couple rocks and laugh at everybody else. ?

Or a Burmese Star! Then I'd be heavenly!...or live in Hollywood! ?

 

[Blackdog1714]

A Galapagos male and I would drag my member around all day for all to see! Remember the bigger the Tort

 

[Cathie G]

I want to be a Galapagos too! Male or female. Then I'd be big and if they have a bunch of eye goop that's even better. People would think twice about messing with me. They even have big ?

 

[Tom]

Aldabra or Radiated. The giant that is cuter and friendlier than the Gallop and doesn't seem to have the eye goopy lol. The Rad because they are high domed and beautiful.
Plus they both are big money. I like money lol

You think Aldabras are cuter than Galaps? Really? Have you seen either in person?
Same question about the friendliness... Aldabras are shy and withdrawn in comparison. Galaps are smart. They figure things, and people, out. And my Galaps don't have eye goop at all, though my sulcatas occasionally do.

Rads are just rad in every way. So gorgeous, easy keepers, and good personalities too.

 

[Tom]

I want to be a Galapagos too! Male or female. Then I'd be big and if they have a bunch of eye goop that's even better. People would think twice about messing with me. They even have big ?

The big males turds are football sized. Its crazy!

 

[Tom]

Any species as long as Tom owned it.

HA!

That's my measure of how good someone's tortoise care is. If I died and came back as a torotise, would I want to be their tortoise?

 

[Tom]

Well ill say sulcata because everybody would always be trying to rehome me

I just don't see myself as a tort species. More like a Komodo dragon. Or an African leopard.

 

[wellington]

You think Aldabras are cuter than Galaps? Really? Have you seen either in person?
Same question about the friendliness... Aldabras are shy and withdrawn in comparison. Galaps are smart. They figure things, and people, out. And my Galaps don't have eye goop at all, though my sulcatas occasionally do.

Rads are just rad in every way. So gorgeous, easy keepers, and good personalities too.

Yes I do think Aldabras are much cuter. I have seen both not at the same time. Every galap I have ever seen has goopy eyes in real life or pics. The large ones not small ones. It is the galap that are more aggressive over the Aldabras, there was a thread over that a few years ago before anyone even had galaps. As far as friendly, well I would refer to Greg's Aldabras who seem very friendly and personable and a couple others I have seen.

Btw, congrats on the Galap didnt know you had gotten any yet.

 

[KarenSoCal]

I just don't see myself as a tort species. More like a Komodo dragon. Or an African leopard.

Hmmm, every now and then, maybe an alligator snapper? ???