Oh, you were trying to be funny? Adding misogynistic jokes and tired feminine stereotypes to a discussion about tortoises is a sad attempt at humor and kinda makes you come off looking like a jerk. But how you want to be perceived by others is up to you.
This one looks similar to my Russian tortoise, who is just about 1 year exactly. When I measure a straight line, he/she is about 3 1/2”. Mine seems a little bigger than others I’ve seen. This one looks young because the growth on the shell looks new. Some of the wild caught ones from Pet Smart...