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dont think there will be one for a while

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he was hitting his girlfriend she told the cops and said to be careful there is some dangerous stuff dont know everything but it will be in the papers soon

what do fish poo out of? their Basshole

everyday we heard explosions down the road and really loud noises the other day the guy got swatted a bomb squad showed up every one you could imagine took them 3 hours to search through stuff and take items crazy week

not that joke the the one about nuts

thats a funny joke snoopys mom but you need a time out there a chair in the corner ;) dont worry chubbs already had to go in time out

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef Where do you find a cow with no legs? Where you left it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Why does it matter how will he get to you

Now go in the time out corner for 20 minutes chubs!

A ladder and mirror were talking the ladder says walk under me and you will have a week of bad luck the mirror says if you break him you will have a year of bad luck a condom walked by and laughed

How do you find a blind guy at a nude beach It’s not hard

These are very family friendly jokes! What does a piece of toast and stripper have in common? They spread for their butter (heard this one at school)

The lathe was a revolutionary device The lathe started a revolution The lathe was a real Turing point I can chuck up another round of lathe jokes

I found a rat chewing a wire he got grounded it was shocking but now he is conducting himself sorry I couldn’t resist I can tell electrician jokes until it hertz You won’t have the capacitance for these jokes Like 30 gauge wire it’s fine I doubt anyone will get this but here it goes FULL...

on the canary islands there are no canaries just like on the virgin isles there are no canaries

I would post more but they go against the rules

what do you call a dog with no legs? why does it matter how will he get to you

if you want to punch someone punch a orphan what are they going to do cry to their mom (A kid in my class was adopted and said lots of orphan jokes these aren't the bad ones

what do orphans and fallen apples have in common? no one picks them up