But Chef is such an appropriate name for a tortoise--Demanding, Needy, Inflated Over Sense of Self, Grandiose Ideas, and Stubborn oh so stubborn. How does that not describe a tort- always want you to feed them, we have to do everything for them, bullying and dry humping, big tortoise small opening you have seen the pictures, and of course they know its a fence but the still push it until it opens for them like it does you!