To Be....Or Not To Be ....sick?

[Chefdenoel10]

Deal! I will bring the tequila. ? and the chocolate!

Question... what do you do with the eggs once they are laid? Layed? Either way...

Tequila ?……YUM!!!!
We can dip it in the chocolate! ?

Answer : I blow out the insides of these eggs and decoupage them. When they are still wet I will dip them in a baggie full of glitter! ???
Pictures will follow when done.

(There was NO WAY I was throwing out these incredible eggs. As I am not sure MY tortoise will ever lay eggs again????)
If so…. I better not still be here on earth! ??

 

[Krista S]

In New Jersey???
WTH???
A tornado???
You gotta be Kiddin’????!!!!

Pardon me but…….?
And that was literal! ?

How’s the storm treating you? I’m seeing seem really bad reports out of NJ.

 

[Casie A]

Tequila ?……YUM!!!!
We can dip it in the chocolate! ?

Answer : I blow out the insides of these eggs and decoupage them. When they are still wet I will dip them in a baggie full of glitter! ???
Pictures will follow when done.

(There was NO WAY I was throwing out these incredible eggs. As I am not sure MY tortoise will ever lay eggs again????)
If so…. I better not still be here on earth! ??

Yes!! Chocolate covered tequila! My favorite!

I understand. It just doesn't seem right to throw them away. ? but you are very creative. ?

Yes, pictures, please!

BTW, my son shared a very useful bit of knowledge with me. And I must share it with you.
Donuts are healthier than meth.

 

[Chefdenoel10]

How’s the storm treating you? I’m seeing seem really bad reports out of NJ.

Everything is flooded!
Streets closed
Fire trucks everywhere
My toilet broke and had to fix in the middle of it all!!!
Oh…. The horrors!
Tornado went through a really good friend of the family’s tonight…. I have to call him in the morning… ???
Nothing like this happens in NJ!
Nothing!
We have to check on Maro2bear
I heard a tornado went through Merryland!!
Holy cow!
Everyone take cover!!!

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Yes!! Chocolate covered tequila! My favorite!

I understand. It just doesn't seem right to throw them away. ? but you are very creative. ?

Yes, pictures, please!

BTW, my son shared a very useful bit of knowledge with me. And I must share it with you.
Donuts are healthier than meth.

Your son is a wise man… ?

 

[Chefdenoel10]

This was the news at 11pm.
Not gonna be done with us till 7am
AND THEN….. it will crest the rivers and lakes! Won’t be able to travel till at least 2pm!! Or later!!!
It’s like covid all over again!! ????

 

[zolasmum]

This was the news at 11pm.
Not gonna be done with us till 7am
AND THEN….. it will crest the rivers and lakes! Won’t be able to travel till at least 2pm!! Or later!!!
It’s like covid all over again!! ????

Dear Chef - Zola and I have been thinking about you a lot with the floods - I hope you won't have any major problems. I visualise Gary floating elegantly by in his bed-boat, giving the occasional gracious wave of his tail to admirers, while you and Sally drift along, clutched in each other's arms, on that inflatable mattress that you said you were getting ! You can splash Sally as you go along, which will be a good as a soak in the tub. I hope you will be wearing a long flowing shimmery robe, with the hem trailing in the water like a mermaid's tail - or possibly that very daring lacy underwear set you have been saving for a "special occasion" - what could be more special than this !!
Love from Angie to all 3 of you.

 

[Krista S]

This was the news at 11pm.
Not gonna be done with us till 7am
AND THEN….. it will crest the rivers and lakes! Won’t be able to travel till at least 2pm!! Or later!!!
It’s like covid all over again!! ????

That’s some scary stuff!! I hope you don’t lose power throughout all of this. Please keep us posted on how things are going.

 

[Krista S]

Ok @Chefdenoel10 I’m getting quite worried about you. Hope to hear from you soon.

 

[Jan A]

Ok @Chefdenoel10 I’m getting quite worried about you. Hope to hear from you soon.

Me, too. I tried to pm her but no response. OTOH, power might be out. If your cell phone battery was low, you're f******ked.

 

[AgataP]

I am in WA if any tortoise needs a temporary living space I can make it happen.

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Dear Chef - Zola and I have been thinking about you a lot with the floods - I hope you won't have any major problems. I visualise Gary floating elegantly by in his bed-boat, giving the occasional gracious wave of his tail to admirers, while you and Sally drift along, clutched in each other's arms, on that inflatable mattress that you said you were getting ! You can splash Sally as you go along, which will be a good as a soak in the tub. I hope you will be wearing a long flowing shimmery robe, with the hem trailing in the water like a mermaid's tail - or possibly that very daring lacy underwear set you have been saving for a "special occasion" - what could be more special than this !!
Love from Angie to all 3 of you.

Hey…. Wait a minute here…..
If I’m gonna be on “The Door of Titanic”
I promise I WILL make room for Sally AND Gary! ?
I’ll float along in the cold waters..
Hahaha….
Thank you for your concern my sweet pea.
We are sort of ok now.
But boy, what a mess of everything.
Gary and Sally slept through it all…
(If you can believe that!) ?‍♀️
Meanwhile, we (my husband and I)
were huddled like two orphaned cats waiting for Mother Nature to take a break. (She never did)
I heard on the news about 23 people lost their lives in NJ last night and 13 in NY.
I am just devastated!!
What a stupid storm to cause such horrible senseless deaths.
When you heard their stories it was so unbelievable how easily you could loose your life.?
One house even EXPLODED!!
The flood waters broke a gas pipe and it EXPLODED! I still can’t believe that!!??
While today was a beautiful sunny day it was impossible to enjoy it when all around you was destruction.
I still can’t believe it all…
I will get a long deserved sleep tonight for sure. I had about 1 hour sleep last night because the worst of the storm hit us through the night at midnight carrying on till about 3am.
Who could sleep thinking the roof was about to fall in on you in your pjs ???

As I said to Cassie in a pm message…
If monkeys were to have flown out of my bum …. I would have NOT been surprised.
Here’s to a sort of quiet night. ??‍♀️
Love to you and the wee babies! ?❤️??

Chef-

P.S.- how did you know about my daring lacy underwear??!! ??
(Probably doesn’t even fit anymore)???

 

[Krista S]

@Chefdenoel10 SOOOO glad to see a post from you!! I’m so sorry to hear about what you went through with this storm. It sounds absolutely terrifying. I was so worried with what I was seeing on the news. I hope you sleep well tonight.

 

[Chefdenoel10]

@Chefdenoel10 SOOOO glad to see a post from you!! I’m so sorry to hear about what you went through with this storm. It sounds absolutely terrifying. I was so worried with what I was seeing on the news. I hope you sleep well tonight.

Thank you Krista!!!!
I am sorta ok but time will tell…
I am so sorry to worry you.
We were running like chickens on Ridellan
And I never got to even SEE my phone.
I am soooo great full for all your concern.
The worst is past us….?
I hope you are doing well.?
I am so sorry that it’s so late too!?
I don’t know where I am right now?
Do I scratch my watch or wind my butt?
(Steel Magnolias) ?
I can’t believe I haven’t fallen asleep while typing right now.
I had one hour of sleep last night so I’m probably gonna sleep like the dead tonight.
If the zombies ?‍♀️ come to get me?….
DON’T STOP THEM!
Maybe THEN I can relax and sleep.
I hope you and your little ones are doing well?.
I am sorry but I am not making sense as I am so tired ?… and I want to…?‍??‍?…
??????????
Taulk tomerow ???✍️✍️???

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Me, too. I tried to pm her but no response. OTOH, power might be out. If your cell phone battery was low, you're f******ked.

I didn’t get a pm from you???
Send again…???????‍??‍?

 

[Chefdenoel10]

I am in WA if any tortoise needs a temporary living space I can make it happen.

Love to you Agata!!!!
I’m comin’!!
And I ain’t bringin’ NO tortoise! ?
?‍??‍????????

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Me, too. I tried to pm her but no response. OTOH, power might be out. If your cell phone battery was low, you're f******ked.

And what’s this “OTOH” stuff!???
I’M OLD ya know!
I ain’t got time lookin up google for Siri to tell me I’m stupid at 12:30am!
“On the other hand”……
I figured it out?‍??????‍??‍?????

 

[Chefdenoel10]

Here’s the bottom of our street…

 

[AgataP]

Love to you Agata!!!!
I’m comin’!!
And I ain’t bringin’ NO tortoise! ?
?‍??‍????????

Haha sounds good. We got one and some dogs and a car and loads of wine

 

[AgataP]

Here’s the bottom of our street…

Oh dang I got a kayak too