THE NUT HOUSE

Cathie G

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Aloha? Did you land? I was gonna meet you at the gate!
Yep I landed right in my bed. As usual. If I eat hopefully I'll see you tomorrow or later today cause it knocks me out.? Aloha is a word I like. It doesn't mean hello or goodbye. It's just a friendly greeting.?
 

Cathie G

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Avoiding a birthday party for a 1 yr. old w/old fart in-laws not my in-laws. Maybe sun tanning on the driveway. Or house cleaning. Long walk to count bunnies. Will not be doing hurdles. That's how we get wild in the Republic of Boulder when you've retired.
You have bunnas? ?
 

Maggie3fan

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Yeah but just think- houseboat equals greenhouse-boat of Marijuana. I think you find a lot of people in your Republic would suddenly have a boat to do the same! BTW women in waders look so much cooler than dudes! Plus if one goes shirtless who wants to see all that backhair!
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Colorado is a legal state. No need to buy illegal weed anymore
 

Maggie3fan

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A wannabe gangster haha that wear their pants down at there knees
That was one reason why the grandson that I didn't know I had needed to move. He is from Virginia. Never been out of that state. So his view of life was skewed by what he saw in movies and TV. He is about 5'10" weighs close to 300 lbs. He used a belt, but his belted pants were right at the bottom of relatively big buns. So the belt was tightened on his
l e g s. So every time I saw that big butt, I pinched it.
Once he told me very nicely, face red under that dark skin, that what I was doing to him was sexual harassment. Oh man! You think Mt St Helen's went off????????? What is it called when your butt is sticking out like that? Exhibitionism??? We were in the yard, so I was using my cane, (my level is off center), and I yelled at him, while waving my cane menacingly "I am your f*ing gramma and I'll beat your f*ing as*" I kept it up and don't need to type the whole tirade, but every other word started with f and I was rude crude and mad. Then I poked him in his chest, and I said "You pull up your pants and be a man if you want to make it here in the PNW." He stayed with me about 2 more weeks and I never saw his butt again. I kicked him out for other stuff, and my son says he's never seen his pants down like that. 28 years old. I'm kinda giggling as I type this, I really unloaded on him hahaha
 

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Yep I landed right in my bed. As usual. If I eat hopefully I'll see you tomorrow or later today cause it knocks me out.? Aloha is a word I like. It doesn't mean hello or goodbye. It's just a friendly greeting.?

The. How do you say good night ya’ll in Hawaiian???? ?
 
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