Jan A
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Tsk, tsk, take everything Chubbs says with a grain of salt,... & a shot of tequila (or a good sippin' whiskey)That's not what Chubbs told me...
Tsk, tsk, take everything Chubbs says with a grain of salt,... & a shot of tequila (or a good sippin' whiskey)That's not what Chubbs told me...
Hell nooo! I guess we’ll grab an uber lol you can record the rescue for Warren
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Yep, she's the new reality show director. Breaking news..."In Hawaii today a handsome gay guy from one of those political states, rescued a classroom full of children from a giant human eating reptile"!!! Film at 11.
That's not what Chubbs told me...
Is that a possibility, Snoopy's Mom, taking him when no one's there on the weekend? Or how about late Friday afternoon after the teacher's left?Just take it this weekend when nobody's there...or if yall go thru with Maggie's mastermind plan which is genius btw but somehow chubbs messes up I guess I'll bail yall out???
Bring lots of beer pleaseJust take it this weekend when nobody's there...or if yall go thru with Maggie's mastermind plan which is genius btw but somehow chubbs messes up I guess I'll bail yall out???
Im working up the courage to be brutally honest with the teacher, but trying to figure out a way to do it so things don’t get weird at work. There’s only about 35 employees and it’s always been the teachers vs the office. I don’t want to make matters worse. When giving the tort an evening snack the custodian walked by and said just take it home, you pay more attention to it than the teacher does and I started crying. It’s like the elephant the room, everyone sees it but nobody says anything.Is that a possibility, Snoopy's Mom, taking him when no one's there on the weekend? Or how about late Friday afternoon after the teacher's left?
'Cause I seriously don't want that poor tort to endure much more abuse & neglect.
Ok, on an island where EVERYTHING has to be brought in my red car?, really Yvonne? However, I could steal a car already there, oh crap...I see it...Chefdenoel 10 has a return ticket home, so ya'll do your jobs inside and I will be by the school in a stolen car, someone throws the tort to me, I hot rod it to the airport, and the Chefde puts said tortoise in her purse. Plane takes off, the Chefde returns home with a purse full of poop, and the rest of us get drunk and celebrate on the beach. So what do ya think? Genius!!!!!!!Best to get Maggie to drive her IROC!
They won’t even see you leavin’ with Mrs. lead food driving. ?
Ok. I understand, I have 2 thoughts, (haha) the first one is to go to the teacher who owns the tortoise. No matter how hard it is, you take a deep breath and tell that teacher the truth and ask to keep the tort. #2 is you go to the custodian tell him the situation and ask him if he will go with you to the office and back you because he has seen the lack of care. Neither of those would be easy to do, but if you think about that little tortoise, it might make you stronger emotionally. And think about this...all they can do is say no...take a Sulcata care sheet with you...Im working up the courage to be brutally honest with the teacher, but trying to figure out a way to do it so things don’t get weird at work. There’s only about 35 employees and it’s always been the teachers vs the office. I don’t want to make matters worse. When giving the tort an evening snack the custodian walked by and said just take it home, you pay more attention to it than the teacher does and I started crying. It’s like the elephant the room, everyone sees it but nobody says anything.
Im working up the courage to be brutally honest with the teacher, but trying to figure out a way to do it so things don’t get weird at work. There’s only about 35 employees and it’s always been the teachers vs the office. I don’t want to make matters worse. When giving the tort an evening snack the custodian walked by and said just take it home, you pay more attention to it than the teacher does and I started crying. It’s like the elephant the room, everyone sees it but nobody says anything.
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On a serious note snoopys mom,
I WOULD take it home on weekends. That way he can get a decent meal and some well needed sun shine. And mostly love.
You can always bring him back on Monday.
Or wait until someone notices!?!???!?!?
Please, at least do that for me starting today...
I will send you all of my good vibes today ! That will make it ok for you to take him and no problems from others...
She might even thank you ..
Now.........
DONT MAKE ME BE SERIOUS EVER AGAIN!
If I want to be serious I’ll go to work AMD fire somebody.. I don’t like doing that!!
Now......
Where were we???
Ok.... Maggie is driving, chubbs got stuck to the fly paper that was on the floor and snoopys mom tripped..? Down some home made stairs???? ?
I am no match for any of you, you guys are really funny.
Ok, on an island where EVERYTHING has to be brought in my red car?, really Yvonne? However, I could steal a car already there, oh crap...I see it...Chefdenoel 10 has a return ticket home, so ya'll do your jobs inside and I will be by the school in a stolen car, someone throws the tort to me, I hot rod it to the airport, and the Chefde puts said tortoise in her purse. Plane takes off, the Chefde returns home with a purse full of poop, and the rest of us get drunk and celebrate on the beach. So what do ya think? Genius!!!!!!!
or maybe we should box up the tort and put him on the plane and we ALL get drunk on the beach...SOLD!!!
But why I gotta come home???!!!!
I hate it here!!!
I wanna be drunk on the beach tooooo! ?
Oh... yea....sand is an impaction risk for a tortoise... ? sorry I forgot...
BUT THEN I REMEMBRED!! ?
or maybe we should box up the tort and put him on the plane and we ALL get drunk on the beach...
Now wait you are changing things...you can't have your tort and eat him tooDeal... but the box stays with me.
I am an over protector of sullys now?
(When did that sh** happen????)
He can eat the Mazuri I will bring.. ?
Buwahaha that made me snort, fall off my chair and fart. Did my mom send you that picture?Meanwhile at a school in Hawaii...Snoopy trying to run from the principle
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Hmmm I think that would work. Don’t forget towels. Getting drunk on the beach ultimately ends up with sand up ur crackI am no match for any of you, you guys are really funny.
Ok, on an island where EVERYTHING has to be brought in my red car?, really Yvonne? However, I could steal a car already there, oh crap...I see it...Chefdenoel 10 has a return ticket home, so ya'll do your jobs inside and I will be by the school in a stolen car, someone throws the tort to me, I hot rod it to the airport, and the Chefde puts said tortoise in her purse. Plane takes off, the Chefde returns home with a purse full of poop, and the rest of us get drunk and celebrate on the beach. So what do ya think? Genius!!!!!!!
Why bribe just order booze and get it delivered to her house!Plus some bribe money for the principal!