THE NUT HOUSE

[EllieMay]

Well yeah.. u dont have to hit each button 4 times now to get to the letter u want haha

Lmao!!!! You are exactly right or go back and delete the paragraph that said nothing that I actually typed..?

 

[EllieMay]

Well... I gotta get up. It’s daylight and my horse is hollering for his breakfast.... check in on you nuts later

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Lmao!!!! You are exactly right or go back and delete the paragraph that said nothing that I actually typed..?

That part u can blame on the wine ?

 

[Maggie3fan]

She’s old and a huge BEEOTCH... always has been.. just mean really... if I pet her ( even with her lying on me) she will turn around and bite me at some point!

Smokey too! This morning at 05:00 he was all purring and then he just reached out and bit my nose. He ran, I chased him thruout the house, the jerk. Might as well get up.

 

[Pastel Tortie]

The kitty looking like “im never drinking again! Get that coffee out my face!”

With my cats, the look is usually "Why did you have to contaminate perfectly good milk with that stuff?"

 

[Pastel Tortie]

3 on/2 off/5 on/4 off at 10 hours a clip unless my parnter is off then its 12's. What makes it so nice is if you take the 3 on as holiday its sandwiched between 4 off and 2 off which eaquals 9 off for only 30 hours of time.

Too much math before coffee...

 

[Pastel Tortie]

Smokey too! This morning at 05:00 he was all purring and then he just reached out and bit my nose. He ran, I chased him thruout the house, the jerk. Might as well get up.

Sneaky feline exercise program.

 

[Maggie3fan]

Sneaky feline exercise program.

I think that people who don't have cats are really missing out on a funny very intelligent species.

 

[EllieMay]

 

[Blackdog1714]

Its it early for riddles lol

haha only suckers work 5/2 days off during the best to run errands since everyone else is at work!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

 

[Zoeclare]

I stink of beer and I also need a beer!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

I stink of beer and I also need a beer!

 

[Zoeclare]

No time for a straw!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Oh god.. dont knock ur tooth out

 

[Zoeclare]

Omg I don't know what happened! I cooked these vegan chorizo sausage things thinking I'd eat a couple for tea and have the rest tomorrow, of course I ended up troughing all 8 sausages! Cracked a beer and put a film on and just woken up now to warm beer and finished film! Was i in some sort of sausage coma! ?

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Dont blame me for this one ?

 

[Zoeclare]

Also, someone at work said my hair bun looked like the poop emoji! Whats that all about!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Also, someone at work said my hair bun looked like the poop emoji! Whats that all about!

Called u a sh*thead

 

[Zoeclare]

Called u a sh*thead

Literally! Maybe thats why I binged on sausage!