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Maggie3fan

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Ok.. going to find the nearest bridge haha
You should feel lucky to be a family member of mine. I'm fun, and I can't remember most stuff, so I'd never bother you, and I bbque a great tri tip. I would just forget to invite you. I could loan you money, but forget that, so you don't have to pay it back. And now I'm gonna go let the tortoises out to eat, they will put themselves to bed and their electric stuff is all on timers, sometimes I forget to close them in until late in the night. You don't need a bridge,
 

Maggie3fan

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True.. ill just throw eggs out the window at passerby's
No you won't. People can see an egg flying out the window of that red car, but nobody can tell where a handful of marbles is thrown out of the passenger window into the wind stream, where they fly over the back of the little red car. It works especially well out of a big truck. But my little car makes a good aerodynamic wind stream and what I described really works.
 

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No you won't. People can see an egg flying out the window of that red car, but nobody can tell where a handful of marbles is thrown out of the passenger window into the wind stream, where they fly over the back of the little red car. It works especially well out of a big truck. But my little car makes a good aerodynamic wind stream and what I described really works.
Thank God I don’t know you two....

I stuck one of those gag whistles in my Husband’s car tailpipe (now ex?)
After it had been in the shop for six months Almost totaled (accident)
He was ready to take the car back to Ford because now he thought the exhaust system was messed up....?
 

Chubbs the tegu

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Thank God I don’t know you two....

I stuck one of those gag whistles in my Husband’s car tailpipe (now ex?)
After it had been in the shop for six months Almost totaled (accident)
He was ready to take the car back to Ford because now he thought the exhaust system was messed up....?
Ok... u will fit right in !
 

Maggie3fan

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Thank God I don’t know you two....

I stuck one of those gag whistles in my Husband’s car tailpipe (now ex?)
After it had been in the shop for six months Almost totaled (accident)
He was ready to take the car back to Ford because now he thought the exhaust system was messed up....?
That's funny
 

Maggie3fan

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Thank God I don’t know you two....

I stuck one of those gag whistles in my Husband’s car tailpipe (now ex?)
After it had been in the shop for six months Almost totaled (accident)
He was ready to take the car back to Ford because now he thought the exhaust system was messed up....?
But we are fun, and I thought you would fit right in but you then you said Found Onthe Road Dead
 

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