Bad jokes

[Chubbs the tegu]

Hey guys, just bored with this lockdown. Thought id start this thread in case anybody would like to share any of their bad jokes lol maybe get some laughs.. or eye rolls

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Keep it clean. There goes 90% of my content

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

I threw a boomerang 2 years ago..
I now live in constant fear

 

[Maggie3fan]

You are sick...Daddy Tomato... Mommie Tomato and Baby Tomato are walking across the street, the Daddy turns to Baby and says "ketchup"...ta da!!!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

God im easy

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

I told my ex she was drawing her eyebrows on to high...
She looked surprised

 

[Maggie3fan]

You are sick...Daddy Tomato... Mommie Tomato and Baby Tomato are walking across the street, the Daddy turns to Baby and says "ketchup"...ta da!!!

God im easy

Please don't tell me you've never heard that before??? Anybody???

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

No.. so stupid its funny lol

 

[Maggie3fan]

No.. so stupid its funny lol

In the movie Pulp Fiction... Uma Thurman's character tells it to John Travolta's character...my most favorite movie...you NEED to see it...bet I've seen it 200 times...

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

In the movie Pulp Fiction... Uma Thurman's character tells it to John Travolta's character...my most favorite movie...you NEED to see it...bet I've seen it 200 times...

Ill check it out . Im prob the only one that hasnt watched it

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Everybody tells me its so good

 

[Pistachio's Pamperer]

Anything and everything by Quintin Tarantino. Pulp Fiction. From Dusk til Dawn(my favorite part is Cheech Marin explaining the type of “entertainment” available). Kill Bill series. Death proof!!! I can keep going.

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Anything and everything by Quintin Tarantino. Pulp Fiction. From Dusk til Dawn(my favorite part is Cheech Marin explaining the type of “entertainment” available). Kill Bill series. Death proof!!! I can keep going.

Says the lady that got me into a duct tape disaster

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Anything and everything by Quintin Tarantino. Pulp Fiction. From Dusk til Dawn(my favorite part is Cheech Marin explaining the type of “entertainment” available). Kill Bill series. Death proof!!! I can keep going.

Any jokes? Haha

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

So.. this guy walks into a bar..
And says ouch!!

 

[EllieMay]

What do you call a pig that does karate???

Porkchop

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

What do you call a pig that does karate???

Porkchop

The effort that counts... and u better snort at my jokes hahaha

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

What do u call a deer w no eyes?
No idea

 

[Blackdog1714]

Not a joke BUT the wife has started to listen to podcasts while working from home. Today I discovered what It is about— Serial Killers! ?

 

[Pistachio's Pamperer]

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel.
(( My dad’s personal fav. ))