If your tortoise could talk...

[CourtneyAndCarl]

What would he/she say?

I think Carl would say something along the lines of "I don't want the damn grass, woman, give me some dandelion!" Maybe it's just his senile old man face, but I always imagine Carl to be a grumpy little guy.

 

[alben909]

I imagine my torts to say these thing:

Sheldon: "Are you going to let me down?!?! I want to walk around, not sit in your freaken hands!!!!!!" >:-(

Roxy: "Hey Alec!!!!!! Thanks for the dandelions!!!! Want to see my hole I dug!?!?!

Oreo: "Um....... hi can you give me my privacy? Just leave the food on the tray. Thanks. :-/

 

[clare n]

Phillip; "you over there. Fetch me some food. Or put me outside. And don't you dare place me in water again."

Flo; (in a small child's voice, on deciding what to eat in the new garden) "I want that one, and that one, and that one, and that one..... And that one....."

 

[BowandWalter]

We always imagine Walter saying "DON'T TOUCH MY THINGS!"

 

[tyguy35]

Tank: wake up wake up WAKE UP IM HUNGRY NOW

also tank: I'm a girl stop referring me as a boy

 

[GeoTerraTestudo]

I think my Russian tortoises would say something like this.

Mindy: "Got any more food?"

Mork: "I don't care how hot it is out here, please let me stay out longer!"

 

[Angi]

Bob and Shelby- "Do you have a snack?. Rub my head. I love you!"
Waldo-"leave the food and go away"
Trudy "If I don't move you can't see me...I will eat when you leave....so go away"
Beast and Fluffy-"I feel so exposed"

 

[bogart20]

I would imagine my sulcata would say something like" if you pick me up one more time imma pee on you..... That's it!!"
And, "fetch me more food sevent. *sigh* humans.. What would they ever do without our rule"

 

[clare n]

I would imagine my sulcata would say something like" if you pick me up one more time imma pee on you..... That's it!!"
And, "fetch me more food sevent. *sigh* humans.. What would they ever do without our rule"

I'm feeling you- I live in Phillips house, and I'm very privileged to be staying here....

 

[dmmj]

feed me, feed me, feed me, hey you over there feed me, hey why haven't you fed me yet?
feed me

 

[l0velesly]

I actually had a dream that my tortoise could talk! It was strange...
I would imagine it bossing me around and asking for food 24/7!

 

[Vishnu2]

LuLu "Why are they always staring at me" * 2 month old Star Tortoise

 

[Snowqueen75]

Rosie: Feed me..Feed me more..Im still hungry (Mrs EAT O LOT and speed about)
Jim : Just leave the me the hell alone with ya (Mr GRUMPY AND LAZY)

 

[GeoTerraTestudo]

I think I'm detecting a theme here.

 

[Vishnu2]

I think I'm detecting a theme here.

You think there are some hungry tortoises?

 

[Jacqui]

I think I'm detecting a theme here.

You think there are some hungry tortoises?

Well it is one of their top things to do.

 

[Meggers]

Kolbee-" Hey leave me alone I want to sleep not soak!!!!!!!". He stays asleep till his soaking.

 

[Moozillion]

ROFL!!!!

 

[russian torts]

Munchkin- "Stop picking me up!"
Clover- "Is that food you're holding?"

 

[CourtneyAndCarl]

Carl would sleep all day if I didn't drag his butt out of bed to soak in the morning. And he always rubs his little eyes like he's tired. So cute