Love it! When I first saw just the "tactful" part, I was getting ready to reply:"tactful my..." but then saw the rest of your post. I went completely off booze 1.5 yr ago and my husband won't do it without my companion now. So that option is out the window.Pearls, it sounds like you need to be more tactful when asking your hubby for another pet.
Get him drunk, whilst filming him ask for the pet, following day go out and get the pet. When he start moaning, show him the film. Job done. . I've promised all sorts to Dawn whilst intoxicated.