Have you heard this One???

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Turtlechasers

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If you can find humor in what you do, why do it?
I propose a topic of humor... Have you heard a joke lately?

Here's one:

A tortoise was cross a road, when suddenly he was mugged by a pair of slugs. The police arrived and asked for the tortoises' statement.

The tortiose replies "It all happened sooo fast."

Ha Ha
 

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Hey guys some of you like this, BUT where is your's???

I have another but some wouldn't like it...
 

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A duck goes into a pharmacy and asks to buy a condom. The pharmacist says "do you want me to put that on your bill?" To which the duck replies "I'll have you know,I'm not that kind of duck!"
 

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jackrat said:
A duck goes into a pharmacy and asks to buy a condom. The pharmacist says "do you want me to put that on your bill?" To which the duck replies "I'll have you know,I'm not that kind of duck!"

Way too funny Jeff.
 

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I intended to hear turtle/tortoise jokes that's okay...
Here's one:

A naked man was walking down the street with a woman on his back.
A mate on the other side of the road asked, "Where are you going?"
The naked man replied, "To a costume party."
"What as?" asked the passerby.
"A tortoise", said the naked man.
"Well, who is the sheela on your back,mate?" said the gentleman.
"Oh, that's Michelle!!!." the naked man explained.
 

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Why did the tortoise cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation...
 

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:) dmarcus...

Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
Right where you left him...


Hey who moved this???
Humor is Debatable...:)
 
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