A little humor to brighten your day

[saginawhxc]

The more I become comfortable around here the more I'm probably becoming known as a little bit of a wise-***.

I would never do it to be mean, I do it because I truly believe humor is a way to brighten ones day, and for some reason I keep expecting others to find me as funny as I find myself.

That being said I would love to see a thread where we can post all tortoise related humor.

I'll start with this. It's not mine, but it's being passed around Facebook, but for those who don't use it i will post it here:

"Watching my girlfriend's tortoise while she's on vacation. She told me to keep him out of trouble."

#LoveWhatMatters

Credit: Consent_van via Reddit

 

[JoesMum]

That last picture made me laugh

 

[saginawhxc]

I really love the tortoise snorting the line of calcium. It feels like a really clever inside joke.

 

[Grandpa Turtle 144]

I really love the tortoise snorting the line of calcium. It feels like a really clever inside joke.

No tort would be seen alive with a Coors , they drink Bud only ! Torts have good taste !

 

[Tortoise_Wrangler]

No tort would be seen alive with a Coors , they drink Bud only ! Torts have good taste !

My Tortoises drink Pabst Blue Ribbon.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

No tort would be seen alive with a Coors , they drink Bud only ! Torts have good taste !

Yes, I've seen these photos before.
Did Cowboy Ken post them ?
The Coors makes it a possibility.

 

[Grandpa Turtle 144]

Yes, I've seen these photos before.
Did Cowboy Ken post them ?
The Coors makes it a possibility.

It wasn't me ! No Coors !

 

[Yvonne G]

"..... and for some reason I keep expecting others to find me as funny as I find myself."

My sister and I are always saying this to each other. She's usually the only one who 'gets' it when I make a humorous comment, and likewise, I find her awfully funny!!

David started a joke thread...I'll see if I can find it to link here.

Wow! I didn't realize David had started so many joke threads. Too many to link here. Oh well...we can start here with yours.

 

[Big Ol Tortoise]

 

[saginawhxc]

My sister and I are always saying this to each other. She's usually the only one who 'gets' it when I make a humorous comment, and likewise, I find her awfully funny!!

David started a joke thread...I'll see if I can find it to link here.

Wow! I didn't realize David had started so many joke threads. Too many to link here. Oh well...we can start here with yours.

I looked and saw a few random ones, but nothing along the lines of what I was looking for.

 

[saginawhxc]

No tort would be seen alive with a Coors , they drink Bud only ! Torts have good taste !

There is a punk rock song from the early 90's that was titled "I only drink Bud." It was all I could think of when you made this comment.

 

[saginawhxc]

Not tortoise related, but pet related holiday humor.

Happy Veterans Day. I know we have members from all over the world, and I don't know if your respective countries celebrate anything similar, but wherever you are from if anyone of you anywhere has served your country let me thank you for that today.

 

[Gillian M]

A lovely thread @saginawhxc . Thanks for posting.

 

[Gillian M]

The more I become comfortable around here the more I'm probably becoming known as a little bit of a wise-***.

I would never do it to be mean, I do it because I truly believe humor is a way to brighten ones day, and for some reason I keep expecting others to find me as funny as I find myself.

That being said I would love to see a thread where we can post all tortoise related humor.

I'll start with this. It's not mine, but it's being passed around Facebook, but for those who don't use it i will post it here:

"Watching my girlfriend's tortoise while she's on vacation. She told me to keep him out of trouble."

#LoveWhatMatters

Credit: Consent_van via Reddit

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[Gillian M]

 

[Gillian M]

Take a seat please.​

 

[saginawhxc]

Take a seat please.​

I want one.

 

[TerrapinStation]

I want one.

Me too. @Gillian Moore where did you see that?

 

[TerrapinStation]

Here is our tortoise after a long St. Paddy's day.....

 

[Gillian M]

Me too. @Gillian Moore where did you see that?

Google.