Best. Tortoise. Ever.
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/09/23...ed-sword-bearing-tortise-pulling-barrel-mead/
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/09/23...ed-sword-bearing-tortise-pulling-barrel-mead/
Give it a try and tell us how far your tort did NOT get! (Joking).